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MineralMan

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Wed Jan 3, 2018, 10:55 AM Jan 2018

Federal Government Orders $1 Billion Button Measuring Tool for White House

In order to ensure maximum accuracy when measuring Donald J. Trump's button for comparison with Kim Jong Un's button, the GSA has ordered a special measuring device capable of measuring even the smallest buttons with absolute accuracy. At a cost estimated at $1 billion, the device shown below will be delivered to the Oval Office this week for the size determination.



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Federal Government Orders $1 Billion Button Measuring Tool for White House (Original Post) MineralMan Jan 2018 OP
Jobbed out to family and friends WhiteTara Jan 2018 #1
Trump will demand it be gold plated...add $100 million for that. Wounded Bear Jan 2018 #2
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