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skip fox

(19,360 posts) Mon Jan 8, 2018, 09:48 AM Jan 2018

"Schedules are for losers." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("MY work ethic is taking some personal days" ) Trump is saying: "Okay, from now on it goes like this. Until 11 a.m., it's all 'executive time,' mark that down. I'll be in the residence. Then maybe a meeting at 11, or two meetings until lunch. . . . Then it's executive time until I come off the course or poke my head into the office, around 3:30 or 4:00. Even with breaks, we could have three more appointments before I have to leave to get ready to dine at 5:30 or 6:00. . . . Then, it's executive time until I get up in the morning and begin this daily grind all over again."

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Above CAPTION based on the following story linked at DU:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141955518

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"Schedules are for losers." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!! (Original Post) skip fox Jan 2018 OP

I'll just come in and "prep for lunch" underpants Jan 2018 #1

and then I'll be gone at 6:00 when it's time for my "night burgers" underpants Jan 2018 #2

Hello secret service, this is the president, Donald Trump. I'm calling because someone left my soda Johonny Jan 2018 #3

D.T. is saying: skip fox Jan 2018 #4

Hello Acme. I think you can help me with. My nuke button now is not yuge-very small, sad Johonny Jan 2018 #5

underpants

(183,034 posts)

1. I'll just come in and "prep for lunch"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jan 8, 2018, 10:39 AM

Jan 2018

underpants

(183,034 posts)

2. and then I'll be gone at 6:00 when it's time for my "night burgers"

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Mon Jan 8, 2018, 10:40 AM

Jan 2018

Johonny

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3. Hello secret service, this is the president, Donald Trump. I'm calling because someone left my soda

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jan 8, 2018, 10:56 AM

Jan 2018

to close to the phone again. I'm going to need a full team in here to move the diet soda one foot to the right. I repeat, the full team.

skip fox

(19,360 posts)

4. D.T. is saying:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jan 8, 2018, 01:19 PM

Jan 2018

"What's all this 'Marco Polo' stuff? Are they laughing at me?"

Johonny

(20,960 posts)

5. Hello Acme. I think you can help me with. My nuke button now is not yuge-very small, sad

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jan 8, 2018, 01:27 PM

Jan 2018

Do you think you can get my desk a bigger button? I've seen a documentary on TV and you seem to help that coyote all the time with things like this. By the way, coyotes very dangerous. You should consider stop seller them weapons of mass destruction. Anyways, I want nothing crazy, just a very stable yuge button, much bigger than other people's nuke buttons. Oh, and a straw for my diet coke. Hello, hello...I think we got a bad connection here at the office. I keep disconnecting from everyone I call.

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