You know so little of Normayan history and culture! Our ancient Mayan ancestors to the south were forced to flee to the north, thus spawning our great Normayan civilization. The date of the Bowling Green massacre will forever be marked and hold its place on our Normayan Calendar!

Siwsan

(26,327 posts)

11. Actually the funniest thing about the schedule are the words "intelligence briefing".

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 08:29 PM

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gopiscrap

(23,768 posts)

24. Yes, and it's patron saint is Kelly Ann Conway

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 09:31 PM

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grantcart

(53,061 posts)

5. After the massacre at Bowling Green, Normay I thought everyone knew about it.

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 07:49 PM

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marylandblue

(12,344 posts)

6. Let's not forget the brave soldiers

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 07:50 PM

Jan 2018

who died storming the beaches of Normay.

underpants

(183,021 posts)

7. Is that where Normahls come from?

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 07:50 PM

Jan 2018

House of Roberts

(5,199 posts)

14. That's a normwhal!

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 09:04 PM

Jan 2018

Found only off the coast of Norman.

underpants

(183,021 posts)

15. :-)

Reply to House of Roberts (Reply #14)

Wed Jan 10, 2018, 09:05 PM

Jan 2018

I misspelled it.

underpants

(183,021 posts)

9. When they misspelled Theresa May's name

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 07:53 PM

Jan 2018

That was a real eye opener 😳

logosoco

(3,208 posts)

10. They have been allies of the United Shates for a long time. nt

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 07:54 PM

Jan 2018

OnDoutside

(19,986 posts)

12. There was a UK tv show years ago called the Norman Conquests. I thought it was about medieval histor

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 08:30 PM

Jan 2018

But it was actually about a guy called Norman.

Lint Head

(15,064 posts)

13. I used to love Normay Day when we danced around the Normay

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 08:38 PM

Jan 2018

Pole.

Bernardo de La Paz

(49,073 posts)

16. It's easier for tRump to say "Normay". . . . nt

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 09:07 PM

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Demoiselle

(6,787 posts)

17. Isn't Normay next door to Sweedum?

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 09:08 PM

Jan 2018

MineralMan

(146,351 posts)

18. Well, an "M" is just an upside-down "W."

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 09:14 PM

Jan 2018

An easy misteak two maek.

rpannier

(24,350 posts)

19. Normay is a nice place with pretty good weather

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 09:16 PM

Jan 2018

Just watch when you go, they have lousy Smarch weather

George II

(67,782 posts)

21. Don't go in Smarch, wait until Maple.

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 09:26 PM

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rpannier

(24,350 posts)

26. And the Syrup Festival

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 09:31 PM

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George II

(67,782 posts)

20. Is that the country to which we sold our F-52s?

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 09:25 PM

Jan 2018

Siwsan

(26,327 posts)

22. Either that, or the B-35s

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 09:29 PM

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The Genealogist

(4,723 posts)

23. Over 90% of covfefe exports come from Normay

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 09:30 PM

Jan 2018

Believe me!

panader0

(25,816 posts)

25. Normay is beautiful, but Binomo is warmer.

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 09:31 PM

Jan 2018

bhikkhu

(10,726 posts)

27. Maybe someone can set up a GoFundMe to get the WH spellcheck. N/t

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 09:40 PM

Jan 2018

kairos12

(12,901 posts)

28. What do you expect?

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 09:53 PM

Jan 2018

We live in Dumbfuckistan now!

SergeStorms

(19,205 posts)

29. They'll blame the Democrats.....

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 10:00 PM

Jan 2018

for sneaking into the White House and turning all the 'W' upside down just to make our stable genius "president" look bad.

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