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MineralMan

(146,351 posts) Fri Jan 12, 2018, 01:51 PM Jan 2018

Walter Reed Physician: My God! This President Has no Heart!

This, after applying a stethoscope to Trump's chest.

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Walter Reed Physician: My God! This President Has no Heart! (Original Post) MineralMan Jan 2018 OP

No brain, either. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2018 #1

When they hook up the EEG machine, they'll just get a set of flat lines. MineralMan Jan 2018 #5

Maybe they'll find it if they do a colonoscopy. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2018 #6

Trump said: Don't Tuch the But! MineralMan Jan 2018 #7

And no courage. Orsino Jan 2018 #8

He put the stethoscope in the wrong place I'm afraid FakeNoose Jan 2018 #2

LOL! MineralMan Jan 2018 #3

There is a vacuum between his ears Gothmog Jan 2018 #4

I was all set to denounce this as fake news, on the grounds that he was going to Bethesda instead, mahatmakanejeeves Jan 2018 #9

Trump sez ... "Doctor I want a second opinion." lpbk2713 Jan 2018 #10

On closer inspection dalton99a Jan 2018 #11

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,985 posts)

1. No brain, either.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 01:52 PM

Jan 2018

I'm not sure why he's still walking around.

MineralMan

(146,351 posts)

5. When they hook up the EEG machine, they'll just get a set of flat lines.

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 01:56 PM

Jan 2018

Except this physical won't include an EEG, I'm sure. They're skirting anything having to do with his defunct brain.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,985 posts)

6. Maybe they'll find it if they do a colonoscopy.

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #5)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 01:57 PM

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MineralMan

(146,351 posts)

7. Trump said: Don't Tuch the But!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #6)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 02:00 PM

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Orsino

(37,428 posts)

8. And no courage.

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 02:00 PM

Jan 2018

A tornado is indicated.

FakeNoose

(32,908 posts)

2. He put the stethoscope in the wrong place I'm afraid

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 01:54 PM

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MineralMan

(146,351 posts)

3. LOL!

Reply to FakeNoose (Reply #2)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 01:55 PM

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Gothmog

(145,894 posts)

4. There is a vacuum between his ears

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 01:56 PM

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mahatmakanejeeves

(57,740 posts)

9. I was all set to denounce this as fake news, on the grounds that he was going to Bethesda instead,

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 03:09 PM

Jan 2018

but it turns out that the new name for the facility where the exam will occur is Walter Reed Bethesda. I had not known that.

https://twitter.com/WRBethesda

lpbk2713

(42,774 posts)

10. Trump sez ... "Doctor I want a second opinion."

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 03:16 PM

Jan 2018

Doc sez ... "Okay, you're ugly too."

Old old joke. Please forgive.

dalton99a

(81,707 posts)

11. On closer inspection

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri Jan 12, 2018, 03:19 PM

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