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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMike Huckabee: rectal probe edition (tweet):
More "breaking wind" from CNN! WH Press Corps to submit to voluntary brain scans to prove THEY aren't demented. To insure accuracy of brain scan, tests will be administered by rectal probe.
9:13 AM - 17 Jan 2018
So very Christ-like.
sinkingfeeling
(51,493 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,253 posts)Last edited Wed Jan 17, 2018, 03:21 PM - Edit history (1)
Back when there were slave uprisings in the late 1820s, the decision was made to introduce slaves to Christ en mass. Pastors would hold two serves, the white services were bestowed the virtues of slavery and how slaveowners were giving slaves the opportunity to embrace Christ and eternal salvation. The slaves were told that it is Christianly for them to be "good slaves" and while life is difficult for them now, they will enter the kingdom of heaven in the afterlife.
This was a boon to the pastors, as it meant their congregations would double and they would get to fleece the few assets the slaves have away from them, keeping them poor and dependent on their slavemasters if they were go gain freedom at some point.
demmiblue
(36,915 posts)Ohiogal
(32,179 posts)lunasun
(21,646 posts)His peeps have the history
dhill926
(16,387 posts)FSogol
(45,586 posts)underpants
(183,019 posts)Who else uses anal probes as a standard practice?
Proud Liberal Dem
(24,456 posts)And dumb too.
Initech
(100,143 posts)Proud Liberal Dem
(24,456 posts)he once thought somebody shooting at President Obama was funny too, so.........
Vinca
(50,328 posts)Can he get any further up Trump's ass?
demmiblue
(36,915 posts)Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,512 posts)up Drumpf's ass that he's constantly burping bacon.
Initech
(100,143 posts)That says more about Huckabee than it does about CNN!
Justice
(7,188 posts)RhodeIslandOne
(5,042 posts)Hence why she always appears constipated.
yellowcanine
(35,704 posts)Way to go chuckles.