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skip fox

(19,360 posts)
Wed Jan 17, 2018, 01:12 PM Jan 2018

Quoth the Raven, "You gotta be joking!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!




Donald ("A turd in the hand is worth two in the tush" ) Trump is saying: "I strongly disagree with those who say only a large scale terror attack could keep the Democrats from winning big in November, although terrorists could easily mount one, say, against cooling systems at our nuclear power plants which have backdoor cyber access codes based on the names of our first three presidents (the fall-out could cover two states if they planned it carefully!), or by flying explosive laden single-engine planes into major damns upriver from densely populated areas, or . . . well, why list them all when David Bevins did it in The Jihadi Primer, which is now available on Amazon prime."



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Above CAPTION based in the following Raw Story item linked at DU:


https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141963654

and:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=edit&forum=1002&thread=10111207
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Quoth the Raven, "You gotta be joking!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!! (Original Post) skip fox Jan 2018 OP
My doctor has informed me that I'm 6' 5", up two inches from last year, and a swelt 180 lbs Johonny Jan 2018 #1
"Dress me up and I still talk like a F'en fool!" n/t RKP5637 Jan 2018 #2

Johonny

(20,962 posts)
1. My doctor has informed me that I'm 6' 5", up two inches from last year, and a swelt 180 lbs
Wed Jan 17, 2018, 01:43 PM
Jan 2018

He says I'm hung like a horse, a big horse not one of those small ones, and could do porn, but I don't. I don't pay porn stars either. My doctor gave me a clean bill of health on porn star payments. I'm also totally passing all the brain stuff. Good brains, my doctor said. The best. When it comes to mental stability I'm all there upstairs if you know what I mean. My brain's complete. It's like I'm completely mental my doctor said. So there is no need to panic back to your huts and worry about the Aids. You're president is right where you need him at all times. Now if you excuse me, I need to go golfing for the next four days. Got to stay in the good shape.

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