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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsFollow-Up Tests Confirm President Trumps 19 Other Personalities Also Perfectly Healthy
https://politics.theonion.com/follow-up-tests-confirm-president-trump-s-19-other-pers-1822165668WASHINGTONAfter yesterdays announcement that the president received a perfect score on his cognitive assessment, White House physician Ronny L. Jackson told reporters Wednesday that follow-up tests confirmed that President Trumps 19 other personalities are also perfectly healthy. After an extensive psychological evaluation, weve determined that Tommy JoJo, Professor OShannassy, Officer Pittz, and each of the presidents 16 other identities are in good condition, said Jackson, adding that each distinct psychic identity, from Little Holly Anne Tibblseby to DJ Pump Em Up, demonstrated robust mental acuity, emotional stability, and memory function.
Despite the advanced age of Ol Jack the 70-year-old New York cabby and Civil War colonel Virgil Conway, none of President Trumps personalities exhibited signs of neurological deterioration. Even 3-year-old Jacky demonstrated the clarity and intellectual fitness required to handle the presidency. At press time, however, Jackson reported the emergence of a volatile Fred Trump personality, which was in a constant state of agitation and which left the president exhausted long after it returned control of his mind.
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Follow-Up Tests Confirm President Trumps 19 Other Personalities Also Perfectly Healthy (Original Post)
smirkymonkey
Jan 2018
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highplainsdem
(49,124 posts)1. LOL!
Cha
(298,075 posts)2. And, it's already been confirmed that every
personality is a complete asshole.
Mahalo!
Hope you are doing well!
Cha
(298,075 posts)7. Still kicking.. Mahalo!
hope you are doing well, smirky
Grassy Knoll
(10,118 posts)3. Dr. Ronny: " How Many House Seats Do Repubs Have?".. Trump: 239...
..Dr. Ronny: " Perfect, Then That's Your Weight As Well".
Trump: "Brilliant".
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BigmanPigman
(51,672 posts)5. Meanwhile Graham says that he "wants his golf pal friend
back" who agreed to support DACA and McConnell said he will support whatever the president wants him to once he actually makes up his mind and sticks with it. Come on, man! The guy is not going to change. He doesn't mean anything for more than a nanosecond and tells us that "We will see about so and so in two weeks" constantly.