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Dissatisfied with the food being prepared by the current White House chef, Donald Trump, the current occupant of the White House, is calling in expert kitchen designers from McDonald's Corporate headquarters to duplicate the equipment used in the fast-food giant's franchise kitchens. Discussions with McDonald's designers and Mr. Trump were accidentally recorded. We have obtained a copy of it from a source who insisted on anonymity. In that recording, Trump was heard to say, "I want my double cheeseburgers and Filets-O-Fish done correctly. And my fries, too. I hate that 'hot quisine' the White House kitchen passes off as good food now!"
Rumors have it that the White House chef has handed in his resignation, along with the resignations of his entire staff. Young workers from the McDonald's franchise near the White House were seen lining up to apply for the vacant positions. One hopeful applicant said, "I sure hope I get the job. I'm a fully-trained french fry artist already. Do you know if the White House pays minimum wage or what?"
When asked about how the new kitchen would handle state dinners, Press Secretary Sarah Huckleberry sneered, "What state dinners? If someone shows up at supper time from some foreign country, we'll order up some Chicken McNuggets or something to feed them with. They're in America, aren't they? Let them have a taste of real, All-American cooking!"
Vinca
(50,328 posts)MineralMan
(146,351 posts)3catwoman3
(24,122 posts)Is this for real?
MineralMan
(146,351 posts)I assure you.
Girard442
(6,088 posts)In reality, Trump is exactly dumb enough to mistreat people who prepare his food. Makes you wonder what ummm... interesting things he's unwittingly eaten in a year.
LakeVermilion
(1,047 posts)(just kidding, lol)
MineralMan
(146,351 posts)You can find the original source of this story at the link below:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210127053
LakeVermilion
(1,047 posts)MineralMan
(146,351 posts)madinmaryland
(64,934 posts)dchill
(38,617 posts)MineralMan
(146,351 posts)HipChick
(25,485 posts)MineralMan
(146,351 posts)I can't help myself.
thbobby
(1,474 posts)I could read a post about trump fucking a dead pig and would have to pause to wonder if it is true.
MineralMan
(146,351 posts)Or so my source, who is familiar with the matter, says.
question everything
(47,591 posts)MineralMan
(146,351 posts)bdamomma
(63,962 posts)this is not true??? but seems very believable.
Ohiogal
(32,185 posts)Do you write these yourself, Mineral Man? Because sometimes I write things like this, too. I guess I'm an Onion wannabee.
MineralMan
(146,351 posts)Ohiogal
(32,185 posts)BigmanPigman
(51,660 posts)since it could give him ideas. Wait, maybe he should...he could stroke out faster. Oops, I forgot he doesn't read.
Hekate
(91,013 posts)I do feel sorry cor any that remain.
MineralMan
(146,351 posts)Oh, well...
madinmaryland
(64,934 posts)in and of itself.
Historic NY
(37,461 posts)samnsara
(17,660 posts)...that I wouldn't be surprised if they put a mc donalds in the white house and then I read this! well he did serve chuck a cheeseburger during their meal. how gross.
question everything
(47,591 posts)USALiberal
(10,877 posts)MineralMan
(146,351 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,213 posts)if I hadn't already seen the artist's renditions for the new and improved Whiter-than-White House:
bdamomma
(63,962 posts)to a Heart disaster.
He has no fucking class, like a freaking man/child.
rustydog
(9,186 posts)all we demand is that you let us have it our way!"
Trump theme song