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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"I'm a Disruptor"
I reject the old paradigm about what constitutes terrible behavior. Im not your fathers unpredictable jerk. I envision a world that other people dont want, and I make it so. I shoplift candy and then I throw it away. That way, no one can have it.
Me being awful is whats hot right now.
If you have a wedding, Ill ruin it. When the officiant asks if anyone objects, Ill yell out, I objectto the institution of marriage! Hear that, mental slaves? Monogamy is dead, and I killed it. Better have a funeral. Only dont invite me, because I also ruin funerals.
The old guard is on its way out, so get with the program. Specifically, the program of me hiding a bunch of shrimp throughout the mall so the mall smells bad.
Picture this for a second: a duck with shoes. Pointless, right? Well, thats a second youll never get back. And if I could give it back, I wouldnt. Youve been disrupted! (Youve been disrupted! is what I yell at people after I shake them out of their dazed, bourgeois slumbers.)
My mission is to open up insufferable new horizons.
Me being awful is whats hot right now.
If you have a wedding, Ill ruin it. When the officiant asks if anyone objects, Ill yell out, I objectto the institution of marriage! Hear that, mental slaves? Monogamy is dead, and I killed it. Better have a funeral. Only dont invite me, because I also ruin funerals.
The old guard is on its way out, so get with the program. Specifically, the program of me hiding a bunch of shrimp throughout the mall so the mall smells bad.
Picture this for a second: a duck with shoes. Pointless, right? Well, thats a second youll never get back. And if I could give it back, I wouldnt. Youve been disrupted! (Youve been disrupted! is what I yell at people after I shake them out of their dazed, bourgeois slumbers.)
My mission is to open up insufferable new horizons.
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"I'm a Disruptor" (Original Post)
ehrnst
Jan 2018
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+1
The Polack MSgt
(13,208 posts)2. There may be something wrong with me.
I fer real - at work - laughed out loud at that mess
ehrnst
(32,640 posts)3. I know, right?
It's just so timely.
Maeve
(42,312 posts)4. I think I've seen posts from that guy before...eom
brer cat
(24,663 posts)5. I think we have met before
right here on DU. Thanks for the lol this morning, ehrnst.
sheshe2
(84,072 posts)6. Now that made me laugh.
BumRushDaShow
(130,058 posts)7. Your post made me think of this