It ends with Trump climbing up a rope ladder to a helicopter yelling "So long, suckers!"

Trump isn't physically capable of that. He'll just step into the limo, which will whisk him away to whatever future he may have.

It's a different movie. Trump is not an action-character.

n/t

Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You don't need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

I keep hoping, everytime he leaves the country...damnit.

That would be nice.

Dasha after installation of gold toilets:

There will be a huge contingent of them there.

Never mind that I wish he would just hope on the bus, Gus, and forget about us!

It just kind of popped into my head that maybe, just maybe, the fool would try to pull a fast one and run to Mother Russia to escape what’s coming to him. Like you, I figure we can’t get THAT lucky to get rid of this fecal stain on the tapestry of our history as a nation. But, as a rule, I am an optimistic person so I have these flights of fantasy now and then, just to keep my sanity.

If someone is not writing a novel that is following the timeline of tRump’s trajectory, they are missing a great opportunity. For sure, the historians are all hard at work on their tomes that beg to be written. Sometimes I have to remind myself that we are living through history of epic proportions. The historians will have lots of material to sift through.

Not for that purpose. Perhaps a Russian jet, though.