With deep apologies to Gaudio and Linzer and The Four Seasons,
Heard on "Sixties on Six" yesterday and this resulted. Childish, I know, and lyricist I am not but it was fun anyway:
DON
Color of a pumpkin on an autumn morn,
His name is Don
Don, go away, That's what you should do.
Oh Don, Stick with Vlad, maybe hell hang with you.
Indict them (charge them)
Throw the book and try them!
Treason is what the charges should be,
Firing squad is the last thing he should see!
Cant you see the bleak future if we were to just let him be?
EEEEE!
Don, go away,
Please, go away.
Although we know, Putin wants you to stay.
Don, go away,
Please go away.
Were tired of your lies;
Six more every day!
Ah, Ah, Ah
Oh, Oh, Oh. Don, Leavenworth is where you belong.
Mueller, please, Say its not going to be very long,
Till hes busted.
Hauled away and busted.
Ruin his whole crime familys day
Uday, Qusay and Jarvanka all sent away.
Or fled to a dacha on the shore of the Caspian Sea!
Please!
Don, go away were too good for you. Don, go away were too good for you.
Don, go away were too good for you. Don, go away were too good for you.