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(2,192 posts)NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(116,032 posts)flapping over his fat gut down to his useless little crotch. I suspect he doesn't button up because his jackets are too tight and he's too vain to get them altered to fit properly.
jmowreader
(50,604 posts)His tailor would have to completely disassemble his coats and add expansion panels to get them to button.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)forward so his ass would bulge under and to the sides of the back flap. His depends would show and wed be able to see how his pants bunch up between his thighs.
We should be happy he doesnt button his jacket!
pansypoo53219
(21,016 posts)maddiemom
(5,106 posts)in that western late in his career?
BeyondGeography
(39,399 posts)magicarpet
(14,228 posts)....jacket button would explode off if he inhaled, his stomach is so rotund.
Nitram
(22,985 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)bitterross
(4,066 posts)rurallib
(62,492 posts)Dear Leader is somewhere between - I'd venture 6'0"
Maybe the fact that his verticality has shrunk makes it a little harder to button that coat ---
underpants
(183,071 posts)Butterflylady
(3,562 posts)But I do know some ladies ad they age they lose height. I am 71 and am 5' 4". With that said, when I was 16 I was 5'5". So I have lost 1 &1/2 in. due to osteoporosis. Like I said I don't know about guys but with age comes loss of height if one has osteoporosis. I highly doubt he's 6'3".
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Not even close! Easily shorter and fatter. He keeps telling us that our eyes are lying to us and so many people believe him when he is clearly the liar.
Solly Mack
(90,803 posts)The orange skin highlights them, of course.
From the show "Friends" - the one with Ross' teeth.
CatWoman
(79,302 posts)and that suit looks like it's too small for him.
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)are flapping in the breeze, they are so large. They have to be to cover his flabby, big butt. He really needs a professional TAILOR, instead of buying off the rack. He always looks like a slob, with those extra large shoulder pads, too.
maddiemom
(5,106 posts)But good off the rack suits are usually fitted at the store; the pants unhemmed to begin with. You just assume someone with Trump's supposed income would have quality, personally tailored suits, which should hide a multitude of anatomical faults. His suits look like he can't be bothered, OR he's such a blob that he's beyond the help of the most talented tailor.
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)Hugin
(33,229 posts)I'm relieved his fly is up.
That got me
Hugin
(33,229 posts)The obligatory annual family picture with the creepy uncle.
Different Drummer
(7,682 posts)for small favors.
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)the operative word, in his case.
lunasun
(21,646 posts)JI7
(89,290 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)pnwmom
(109,028 posts)magicarpet
(14,228 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)beautiful chocolate cake.
Saviolo
(3,285 posts)Or maybe just TJ Maxx.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)JI7
(89,290 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)He's more like "Bob's Discount Warehouse for Fat Asses".
bullwinkle428
(20,631 posts)CTyankee
(63,932 posts)When I traveled to Italy and France several years ago I was amazed at how handsome their men are. The Italians have a phrase about it: "Fare la bella figura" (make the beautiful figure).
Trump has no clue.
aeromanKC
(3,332 posts)One of these things just doesn't belong.
SunSeeker
(51,827 posts)Could Trudeau be any hotter?
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Trudeau makes him look like a wad of chewed up gum.
SunSeeker
(51,827 posts)Cha
(298,139 posts)SunSeeker
(51,827 posts)Hey Cha! My plumeria bush is finally blooming. When I stick my nose in the blossoms I can smell Kauai!
Cha
(298,139 posts)Link to tweet
The Obamas' State Dinner for PM Trudeau https://www.democraticunderground.com/118745163
Oh Wow.. you can grow plumerias in California! How cool is that?!! I bet it reminds you of Kauai.. they are literally Everywhere!
SunSeeker
(51,827 posts)Last edited Sun Jun 10, 2018, 04:19 PM - Edit history (1)
Miss him so much!
Cha
(298,139 posts)how much President Obama and Family are missed!
Today is Sasha's 17th Birthday!
https://footwearnews.com/2018/fashion/celebrity-style/sasha-obama-birthday-fashion-shoes-style-1202571837/
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)He always looks so cheap and "off the rack". It's especially funny to watch his slacks waving in the breeze...so much material needed to cover his gut and ass that it can't be tailored down to fit his legs well. He's a mess.
maddiemom
(5,106 posts)those high-belted, wide- legged suit pants you saw in old movies from the Thirties and Forties. "el flappo baggos". Looking at Trump, that term came to mind for the first time in decades.
Cha
(298,139 posts)Yavin4
(35,455 posts)Thus starting WWIII
2naSalit
(87,012 posts)sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)Cha
(298,139 posts)lunasun
(21,646 posts)No comparison of off the rack to a tailored suits
LEFTNot fitted>>>>>>>tailored RIGHT
?911
SunSeeker
(51,827 posts)All the tailoring in the world isn't going to make that gelatinous, orange bag of puss any more palatable. All it would do is more clearly outline Shitler's corpulent physique.