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(149,830 posts)ProudMNDemocrat
(16,899 posts)CountAllVotes
(20,884 posts)Breaking: #Justify turns down invitation to White House. Asked why, the #TripleCrown winner said If I wanted to see a horses ass, I wouldve finished second.
Thank you Bob Baffert!
ArnoldLayne
(2,069 posts)lastlib
(23,386 posts)(okay, it's a donkey, but still.......)
bdamomma
(63,964 posts)that is funny and true!!
angstlessk
(11,862 posts)K&R
boston bean
(36,225 posts)Elwood P Dowd
(11,443 posts)Might even use it on a couple of brainwashed repukes I know.
Lochloosa
(16,084 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,543 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)I've just sent to everyone on my like-minded list.
sheshe2
(84,067 posts)Lucky Luciano
(11,267 posts)Paladin
(28,287 posts)The WINNAH, by several lengths!
Ohiogal
(32,196 posts)Warren_Pointe
(329 posts)oasis
(49,490 posts)progressoid
(50,020 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)DesertRat
(27,995 posts)reACTIONary
(5,796 posts)peggysue2
(10,853 posts)And Mr. Ed would have said the same.
lastlib
(23,386 posts)that's hysterical! -- -- -- --
Fritz Walter
(4,292 posts)The White House rescinded the invitation when cadet bone spurs found out that Justify had earned more money and by honest means this year than the Drumpf Organization did.
And there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that it was because Melania checked out Justifys (ahem) assets. But then, theres the news item about Justifys stud fees.
anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)Fritz Walter
(4,292 posts)Clearly, he must pay for such opportunities.
And most partners would insist on protection. And were not talking Secret Service, here.
Point well taken!
jayschool2013
(2,319 posts)Initech
(100,149 posts)Vinca
(50,334 posts)anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)Big gorgeous chestnut boy Im sure Trump is jealous of him since hes jealous of anything that gets more attention then he does and especially for a fantastic achievement.
Takket
(21,709 posts)anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)ladies (of his own species of course) Justify can relax and watch the $$$ roll in as he chills out in a giant pasture.
SergeStorms
(19,205 posts)for any woman, no matter what she looks or acts like. I wish any woman who sees that mangy, bloated, repulsive creature approaching her the courage to run away, to resist the offers of money or fame, and not become another notch on that grotesque pig's bedpost.
In my opinion there would be NO amount of money that could get me to touch that abhorrent, adipose reject from the swine herd.
Don't do it ladies. #resist
usaf-vet
(6,239 posts)mountain grammy
(26,676 posts)lisa58
(5,755 posts)Heartstrings
(7,349 posts)Perfect! 👑👑👑
bucolic_frolic
(43,511 posts)and LOL and ROFLMAO
calimary
(81,608 posts)PatSeg
(47,770 posts)kairos12
(12,906 posts)meow2u3
(24,776 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)"I knew American Pharoah, I ran with American Pharoah. You sir, are no American Pharoah!"
montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)Demovictory9
(32,498 posts)Wolf Frankula
(3,605 posts)There's enough horse shit there already.
Wolf
KPN
(15,679 posts)Thanks for posting this Norbert.
moondust
(20,027 posts)a horse's ass when he sees one.
DoctorJoJo
(1,134 posts)highplainsdem
(49,124 posts)vercetti2021
(10,156 posts)Hands down
duforsure
(11,885 posts)NNadir
(33,587 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)Great one!
onecent
(6,096 posts)JohnnyRingo
(18,696 posts)Something this hilarious will spread like... well, like a virus. Borowitz is kicking himself in the ass for not writing this one.
I wish I'd thought of it. Thanx for sharing.
lastlib
(23,386 posts)Awsi Dooger
(14,565 posts)Never mind. The controversy that never ends on racing forums.