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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsKim Jong Un Offers to Host Peace Talks Between United States and Canada (Borowitz)
https://bit.ly/2sTGTfwKim Jong Un Offers to Host Peace Talks Between United States and Canada
SINGAPORE (The Borowitz Report)One day before his summit with Donald J. Trump, the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un, has offered to host peace talks between the United States and Canada. Speaking to reporters at his hotel in Singapore, Kim said that the rising tensions between the North American neighbors were posing an intolerable threat to world peace.
In addition to offering to host U.S.-Canada talks in Pyongyang, Kim urged the immediate creation of a demilitarized zone along the border separating the two hostile nations. In exchange for Canadian Mounties agreeing to stand down on their side of the border, the United States, in turn, would dismantle its nuclear weapons, Kim said.
Although stating that North Korea stands ready and willing to be an honest broker in peace talks between the two countries, he urged Trump to dial back the inflammatory rhetoric that he aimed at Canadians over the weekend.
Violent language and threats have no place in international diplomacy, Kim said.
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Kim Jong Un Offers to Host Peace Talks Between United States and Canada (Borowitz) (Original Post)
Stonepounder
Jun 2018
OP
"He needs to stop rubbing Grabpappy's republican whorehouse in my face." - Dirty Donny* (R)
Achilleaze
Jun 2018
#3
Wounded Bear
(58,797 posts)1. It's keeps getting harder and harder to separate satire from reality...
Gothmog
(146,018 posts)2. I love good satire
Achilleaze
(15,543 posts)3. "He needs to stop rubbing Grabpappy's republican whorehouse in my face." - Dirty Donny* (R)
* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief