So Sorry, Sarah

I understand you were asked to leave a restaurant after being told you were not welcome. But these are the times we live in, so you’d best get used to it.

You see, decent people don’t want to associate with people like you. Surely even a dumbass like you can appreciate that having a lying bitch who defends her boss’s cruelty, corruption and downright idiocy sitting in full view of other diners is enough to ruin even the heartiest appetite – in the same way seeing an “infestation” of cockroaches in their midst would send patrons scurrying for the nearest exit.

You’ve stated that “I always do my best to treat people, including those I disagree with, respectfully and will continue to do so.”

You DO realize that millions of people have seen you at work at press briefings? They’ve witnessed first-hand your smarmy, condescending tone when addressing journalists who are far more intelligent than you are, not to mention more professional and courteous. In fact, decent people feel that they are much more respectful than you deserve. I’m sure that most of them would be happy to spit in your face – but their better nature prevents them from doing so.

And speaking of spitting, you might want to keep that in mind whenever you think about eating out in public from now on. The next time around, the restaurateur and staff may not request you leave – they’ll just silently prepare your food with “special sauces”, the ingredients of which you might not want to know about. Perhaps it would be best if you just eat at home. (Word to the wise: NEVER order Minny’s Pie, especially if the dessert chef insists on preparing it personally just for you.)

As for your comment that the restaurateur’s “actions say far more about her than about me,”, I couldn’t agree with you more. Her actions said, loud and clear, that as a patriotic citizen and moral human being, she doesn’t want her establishment to be seen as welcoming those who think imprisoning children in cages is acceptable. I can assure you that nothing puts a damper on an evening spent at a favourite eatery than seeing a Nazi sympathizer seated at the next table.

I don’t know what caused you to be such a “feckless c--t”, Sarah. Perhaps it was being raised by a phony Christian like your dad, or maybe it was growing up with a brother who delighted in torturing a dog to death. Either way, decent people simply don’t want to be around you and your ilk.

So you might want to learn to live with the consequences of your actions, because those consequences are going to become increasingly unpleasant from here on.