Penguin attack fears fuel NYC NYE umbrella crackdown

Last minute chatter detected by the DHS and unusual activity at the Iceberg lounge indicated that acrh-villian The Penguin has teamed up with Crooked Hillary and possibly The Joker and Little Marco to launch an attack on NYC NYE party-goers. Erring on the side of safety, local officials have decided to ban umbrellas for this years Times Square NYE event. "We can't be too careful - with all this rain - its the perfect storm for the Penguin and his henchmen." a DHS source said.

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