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skip fox

(19,360 posts) Thu Jan 3, 2019, 10:43 AM Jan 2019

Profiles in Crazy, XXXIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Donald Jerk-off Trump is saying: "Once The Soviet Union was part of Afghanistan, but it began to raise too many terrorists, it was the climate or something, so Russia had to go in so they could bankrupt the Soviet Union, and then they could break away and declare independence, and it's been that way ever since. But it's a different day than our Fourth of July, like most people would expect . . . I probably could have been a great history professor, but who knows . . .?"

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Above CAPTION based on t he mishmash of history-like comments the Trumpster made at his 1.2.19 press conference as covered by Newsweek:

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-afghanistan-soviet-union-russia-1277534

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Profiles in Crazy, XXXIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!! (Original Post) skip fox Jan 2019 OP

Wait... radical noodle Jan 2019 #1

CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but skip fox Jan 2019 #2

It's difficult to know satire from truth radical noodle Jan 2019 #7

... jcgoldie Jan 2019 #3

"What a Kook" yonder Jan 2019 #4

Russia is an island surrounded by water, lots of big, big water ProudLib72 Jan 2019 #5

Thank God you people are here. I was so so lonely during the Holidays. I thought I heard a ghost Johonny Jan 2019 #6

radical noodle

(8,020 posts)

1. Wait...

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2019, 10:46 AM

Jan 2019

Did he actually SAY that?

skip fox

(19,360 posts)

2. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

Reply to radical noodle (Reply #1)

Thu Jan 3, 2019, 10:50 AM

Jan 2019

we try to channel our subjects' avarice, cupidity, gullibility, deviousness, or, as here, sheer stupidity all in the service of satire.

radical noodle

(8,020 posts)

7. It's difficult to know satire from truth

Reply to skip fox (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 3, 2019, 12:50 PM

Jan 2019

these days. It was once fun, now it's just scary.

jcgoldie

(11,662 posts)

3. ...

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2019, 10:58 AM

Jan 2019

"And then Vladimir whipped it out in Finland and it was THIS big! People are saying its the biggest one they've ever seen but who knows. If only he could write beautiful letters like Kim it could be love..."

yonder

(9,687 posts)

4. "What a Kook"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2019, 10:59 AM

Jan 2019

ProudLib72

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5. Russia is an island surrounded by water, lots of big, big water

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2019, 11:01 AM

Jan 2019

Water is wet, you know, so it's bad for me because humidity messes up my hairdo. That's why I have such a hard time living here in D.C. all the humidity. And why I have to go on so many golfing trips to get away from the humidity. Which is why I would personally never ever visit Russia, never! Never been there because of my hair, just like never been in the army because of my bone spurs.

My hair! Watch the hair! I work a long time on my hair!

Johonny

(20,969 posts)

6. Thank God you people are here. I was so so lonely during the Holidays. I thought I heard a ghost

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2019, 11:15 AM

Jan 2019

a scary one. A very scary ghost. Does anyone have ghost busters phone number, anyone?

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