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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin (Borowitz)
https://bit.ly/2Qn1GBWPelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In a bold gambit to end the government shutdown, the House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, said on Saturday that she would bypass Donald J. Trump and negotiate directly with the Russian President, Vladimir Putin.
I owe it to the American people to bring this shutdown to the swiftest possible conclusion, and so Im avoiding the middleman, she said.
Pelosi, who is scheduled to board a plane to Moscow Saturday night, said that she had not informed Trump of her plans to deal directly with Putin. Whatever, she said.
In an official statement, Putin said that he welcomed Pelosis overture and shared her desire to end the shutdown. At some point, Id like to visit Yellowstone, he said.
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Pelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin (Borowitz) (Original Post)
Stonepounder
Jan 2019
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dalton99a
(81,708 posts)1. Kick
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)2. Hah!
And a
BootinUp
(47,221 posts)3. Sometimes satire ain't far from reality. Nt
Wounded Bear
(58,792 posts)5. Getting harder and harder to tell the difference...
Gothmog
(145,965 posts)4. I love good satire
TomCADem
(17,390 posts)6. LOL
nt
Firestorm49
(4,041 posts)7. Far out. She'll be Putin On The Ritz.
erronis
(15,470 posts)15. OMFG! How'd you come up with that?
Response to Firestorm49 (Reply #7)
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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,485 posts)8. I know it's satire
But one wonders if it might be worth a shot.
PeeJ52
(1,588 posts)9. You know what's sad? I actually thought this was real...
Maybe she should do it. Eliminate the middle man.
northoftheborder
(7,575 posts)10. Clever!
SayItLoud
(1,702 posts)11. Wish everyone hadn't said it's sarcasm. The Fn MONRON in the Oral Office would believe it and
use the back channel communication system none of us know about to contact Putin!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)12. K&R
burrowowl
(17,656 posts)13. K&R
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)14. I'll finish the OP.
I wish she WOULD say that, but...this is sarcasm.
erronis
(15,470 posts)16. The dump in the WH would think Putie is two-timing him.
marble falls
(57,537 posts)17. Absolutely love Borowitz.
highplainsdem
(49,124 posts)19. K&R. Love Borowitz!
UTUSN
(70,793 posts)20. K&R