The weirdest thing I noticed was Orangeman ratteling off the fast food places this stuff came from. He knows the FF chains & their respective "special bugers" better than he knows his WH staff! It's a damn shame his one talent earn him NOTHING!!

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

doing the "jazz hands" apparently

That is normal about this thing?

No real food ... shit in a box or some plastic environmental nightmare?

🤦🏽?♀️

Melania must be cringing upstairs after telling him "I'll have nothing to do with this and will NOT be available."

Wow.

What an asshole.

With Alec Baldwin and hilarious results.

Rub in the Idiocy.

CLEMSON SPORTS NUTRITION
"The Clemson Sports Nutrition Department strives to provide student-athletes with valuable nutrition knowledge via individual counseling, team educational presentations, handouts, and/or e-resources to assist them with: choosing foods for optimal athletic performance; eating well for greater concentration in the classroom; consuming foods that assist with injury prevention and/or recovery; cooking and shopping skills; supporting body composition goals to optimize performance and promote health, individualized to each student athlete; making informed decisions regarding supplement use; and overall understanding of how nutrition affects health, wellness, and athletic performance. Our goal is to support Clemson student-athletes with education and fueling assistance during their time at Clemson, while also teaching these valuable lessons that they can use for a lifetime. Encouraging Clemson student-athletes to take ownership of choosing foods to fuel their athletic and academic performance; enjoying a nutritious, balanced diet; and creating a healthy relationship with food are our main objectives.

What We Do:

Individual nutrition assessments, education, and counseling
Team education sessions
Travel meal planning and competition fueling strategies
Team snack and supplement planning
Cooking demonstrations
Grocery store and dining hall tours
Body composition testing and analysis
Supplement evaluation and education
Recruit talks"

See what I did there trump? It's called Google.

https://clemsontigers.com/clemson-sports-nutrition/

Makes the scene so.............regal.

These players deserved a better meal but after checking out a few Clemson Tigers football forums, I'm beginning to think that the Clemson football team deserves a better fan base. Lots of trump humpers think this event was just the greatest thing since sliced bread.

This is the food they eat. It's like a dream buffet. All the Big Macs you can eat?....wooooooo!

If it had been just another excellent WH chef prepared meal, no one would even notice. This was a very clever move on his behalf. (Or whoever thought it up for him) It makes him look like he really went all out for them and was very thoughtful. This kind of thing will boost his popularity with his base.

His base thinks Applebee’s and Golden Corall are fine dining.

Coming soon, a larger-sized overcoat. Indoors. Nobody will be able to guess that he got fatter, nope. Just like nobody could possibly have guessed that his hair is just a big, stupid sham carefully crafted to serve as a blindingly ridiculous distraction to the sham of a "human" being laying and lying beneath it.