Rick Wilson is on a roll tonight. 😂😂

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1/ HOPE HICKS (Sleepy): Hello?

KELLYANNE: Hope, it's bad. We need you to come in to the White House.

HOPE: Kellyanne, it's after 11.

KAC: It's an emergency. He's locked himself in the bathroom again.

HOPE: Does he have a phone?

KAC: Yes. And a charger.

11:11 PM - Jan 17, 2019

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COCAINE MITCH: You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, 'That's the bad guy.'

KUSHNER: Have you tried a daily kale-tumeric colonic? It's changed my life.

PENCE: I like lamp.
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Several confused tweets ensued, prompting Wilson to tweet:
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OH MY GOD HAVE YOU PEOPLE NOT SEEN SCARFACE???

And you call yourselves Americans??
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I disagree with this man politically on almost every issue under the sun, but he is freaking hilarious.