Was originally scheduled for 1...then they announced it was being pushed to 1:30...now it's 1:45 and he's still not there...

taking a dump.

Getting his BS ready

Miller is not through coaching him yet.

Inconsiderate ass.

to Vlad.

The teleprompter loading dude has been furloughed

And an empty podium is far smarter than the guy who will be standing behind it in a few minutes.

Aides are surprised by his grip strength for such small hands. Tiny, even.

Yer 'auntie' here don't do dat. She got enuff trubbles doin' her daily routine. 😊

I have an artist friend we got acrylics from and now he's doing some gaming type depictions. Digitally, not freehand/brushstroke.

[Some dumb annoying scammers/spoofers keep ringing my other phone while attempting to write this. The experts say don't answer, but at times I do to get out my anger.]

Varus lost three Roman legions in Germania. Varus was his "idiot" in law. It is rumored that Augustus walked his palace saying the phrase, "Varus give me back my legions". Of course Varus lied in the mud in Germania decaying.

On info. overload.

Trying to 'K.I.S.S.' applied to me, myself and I. 😤

"NO COLLUSION!" "FAKE NEWS"

for him to be fed and a diaper change.

It’ll be nice for his staff when he can transition to “big boy” underpants.

He's trying to put it off as long as possible.

after getting shrieked at over the phone by Ann Coulter.

Some here say pooped his pants..okay, that too!!!!!

This is supposed to be an announcement about opening the government, but he won't stop talking about immigration.

I'd feel a lot better about his claim about reaching a conclusion on the shutdown if Nancy Pelosi was there.