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Funniest and best tweets from today: (Original Post) Ilsa Jan 2019 OP
Ari Melber: Ilsa Jan 2019 #1
The art of the cave Dem_4_Life Jan 2019 #2
Adam Parhomenko: Ilsa Jan 2019 #3
THIS!...wins the thread and the internet today. trof Jan 2019 #20
John Fugelsang: Ilsa Jan 2019 #4
My favorite. BigmanPigman Jan 2019 #6
he has a tiny oscar meier wiernerererererer trueblue2007 Jan 2019 #8
#wenis Dem_4_Life Jan 2019 #10
Trump's alter ego Dem_4_Life Jan 2019 #5
Just a great tweet: Ilsa Jan 2019 #7
Lawrence Tribe Dem_4_Life Jan 2019 #9
Travis Allen: Ilsa Jan 2019 #11
Ash Baker: Ilsa Jan 2019 #12
From Stone Cold: Ilsa Jan 2019 #13
If I had a twitter account gratuitous Jan 2019 #14
When you're Speaker, they let you do it Brawndo Jan 2019 #15
George Conway: Ilsa Jan 2019 #16
Travis Allen: Ilsa Jan 2019 #17
This one about Ann Coulter: Ilsa Jan 2019 #18
Aida Chavez: Ilsa Jan 2019 #19
From a few days ago MiniMe Jan 2019 #21
Jesse F Ferguson: Ilsa Jan 2019 #22

Ilsa

(61,712 posts)
3. Adam Parhomenko:
Fri Jan 25, 2019, 06:28 PM
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Pelosi is going to have to add Trump to her disclosure forms where it asks for a list of assets she owns.

20.7K

2:24 PM - Jan 25, 2019

Ilsa

(61,712 posts)
4. John Fugelsang:
Fri Jan 25, 2019, 06:30 PM
Jan 2019

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Trump caved so hard there are miners trapped inside him. #TrumpCaved

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5:10 PM - Jan 25, 2019


trueblue2007

(17,250 posts)
8. he has a tiny oscar meier wiernerererererer
Fri Jan 25, 2019, 06:34 PM
Jan 2019

Jeffrey Guterman
?Verified account @JeffreyGuterman
2h2 hours ago
Replying to @realDonaldTrump

You made a huge mistake shutting down the government to blackmail Democrats, and Mexico will never pay for your boner. Your wall is a metaphor for your penis. Nobody wants to see it and you can't get it up. And today you caved. #wenis #Wallpenis #tRumpShutdown #TrumpCaved

Ilsa

(61,712 posts)
12. Ash Baker:
Fri Jan 25, 2019, 06:42 PM
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Nancy Pelosi to Trump at the Rose Garden: #TrumpCaved #TRumpAddress ("Bend the Knee" from Game of Thrones)

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
14. If I had a twitter account
Fri Jan 25, 2019, 06:50 PM
Jan 2019

I'd tweet, "Go ahead, Donald. Call her 'Nancy' again."

If you tweet, and you like this, go right ahead.

Ilsa

(61,712 posts)
16. George Conway:
Fri Jan 25, 2019, 06:53 PM
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John Podhoretz:

The real Godfather 2 analogy: Trump is Senator Geary. And Pelosi is Michael.

George Conway:
Nah. Trump is Fredo without the smarts.

Ilsa

(61,712 posts)
18. This one about Ann Coulter:
Fri Jan 25, 2019, 07:10 PM
Jan 2019

"Ann Coulter is so upset, she can't eat her hay."

Can't find the tweet, though.

Ilsa

(61,712 posts)
19. Aida Chavez:
Fri Jan 25, 2019, 07:32 PM
Jan 2019

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“furloughed FBI agents volunteered to arrest roger stone” is the funniest sentence in the english language

MiniMe

(21,724 posts)
21. From a few days ago
Fri Jan 25, 2019, 09:00 PM
Jan 2019

When tRump tweeted his "slogan" Build a wall and Crime will fall.

I saw an answer that said "I didn't realize he was doing Dr. Suess for the apocalypse"


I cracked up

Ilsa

(61,712 posts)
22. Jesse F Ferguson:
Sat Jan 26, 2019, 12:31 AM
Jan 2019

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In fairness to Donald Trump, he used to have to pay $130K to get spanked like this.

Today he got it for free.

5,703

8:03 PM - Jan 25, 2019

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