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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsFunniest and best tweets from today:
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Shorter #TrumpAddress :
Nancy moved on me like a bitch.
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2:51 PM - Jan 25, 2019
Please keep it going.
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Funniest and best tweets from today: (Original Post)
Ilsa
Jan 2019
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Ilsa
(61,712 posts)1. Ari Melber:
Dem_4_Life
(1,765 posts)2. The art of the cave
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Ilsa
(61,712 posts)3. Adam Parhomenko:
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Pelosi is going to have to add Trump to her disclosure forms where it asks for a list of assets she owns.
20.7K
2:24 PM - Jan 25, 2019
trof
(54,256 posts)20. THIS!...wins the thread and the internet today.
Ilsa
(61,712 posts)4. John Fugelsang:
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Trump caved so hard there are miners trapped inside him. #TrumpCaved
1,236
5:10 PM - Jan 25, 2019
BigmanPigman
(51,660 posts)6. My favorite.
trueblue2007
(17,250 posts)8. he has a tiny oscar meier wiernerererererer
Jeffrey Guterman
?Verified account @JeffreyGuterman
2h2 hours ago
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
You made a huge mistake shutting down the government to blackmail Democrats, and Mexico will never pay for your boner. Your wall is a metaphor for your penis. Nobody wants to see it and you can't get it up. And today you caved. #wenis #Wallpenis #tRumpShutdown #TrumpCaved
Dem_4_Life
(1,765 posts)10. #wenis
Dem_4_Life
(1,765 posts)5. Trump's alter ego
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Ilsa
(61,712 posts)7. Just a great tweet:
Dem_4_Life
(1,765 posts)9. Lawrence Tribe
Ilsa
(61,712 posts)11. Travis Allen:
Ilsa
(61,712 posts)12. Ash Baker:
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Nancy Pelosi to Trump at the Rose Garden: #TrumpCaved #TRumpAddress ("Bend the Knee" from Game of Thrones)
Ilsa
(61,712 posts)13. From Stone Cold:
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)14. If I had a twitter account
I'd tweet, "Go ahead, Donald. Call her 'Nancy' again."
If you tweet, and you like this, go right ahead.
Brawndo
(535 posts)15. When you're Speaker, they let you do it
Ilsa
(61,712 posts)16. George Conway:
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John Podhoretz:
The real Godfather 2 analogy: Trump is Senator Geary. And Pelosi is Michael.
George Conway:
Nah. Trump is Fredo without the smarts.
Ilsa
(61,712 posts)17. Travis Allen:
Ilsa
(61,712 posts)18. This one about Ann Coulter:
"Ann Coulter is so upset, she can't eat her hay."
Can't find the tweet, though.
Ilsa
(61,712 posts)19. Aida Chavez:
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furloughed FBI agents volunteered to arrest roger stone is the funniest sentence in the english language
MiniMe
(21,724 posts)21. From a few days ago
When tRump tweeted his "slogan" Build a wall and Crime will fall.
I saw an answer that said "I didn't realize he was doing Dr. Suess for the apocalypse"
I cracked up
Ilsa
(61,712 posts)22. Jesse F Ferguson:
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In fairness to Donald Trump, he used to have to pay $130K to get spanked like this.
Today he got it for free.
5,703
8:03 PM - Jan 25, 2019