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BREAKING: Biden Passes - Will Not Run (Original Post) jberryhill Feb 2019 OP
I think this is a good thing obamanut2012 Feb 2019 #1
On edit, the OP is fake and not at all funny hlthe2b Feb 2019 #3
Funny is in the eye of the beholder. A HERETIC I AM Feb 2019 #53
ah obamanut2012 Feb 2019 #56
It's not fake; that's really Joe Biden and he's really throwing a football. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2019 #63
This isn't April fools day and posting this shit in GD as "Breaking" is NOT funny. hlthe2b Feb 2019 #64
Whatever. Some people think Adam Sandler is funny. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2019 #66
Irresponsible is NOT FUNNY. Immature, yes. hlthe2b Feb 2019 #68
Why is this irresponsible and immature? It was obviously a joke. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2019 #69
Agree completely. DFW Feb 2019 #73
The OP seems to be a joke. DURHAM D Feb 2019 #8
Wow. Hassin Bin Sober Feb 2019 #2
Make way for Kamala Harris JuJuYoshida Feb 2019 #4
Good decision vlyons Feb 2019 #5
It was a joke. fleur-de-lisa Feb 2019 #32
This message was self-deleted by its author Renew Deal Feb 2019 #6
On 3rd and 2 he should've ran and not passed. NightWatcher Feb 2019 #7
I'm getting the impression that most folks on this thread.... jberryhill Feb 2019 #12
They've been Waltered. mahatmakanejeeves Feb 2019 #19
Well I'm sure for some Mr. Quackers Feb 2019 #46
.... A HERETIC I AM Feb 2019 #54
RPO IMO WheelWalker Feb 2019 #18
I really like the guy tinrobot Feb 2019 #9
It was a joke. fleur-de-lisa Feb 2019 #33
Apparently so... tinrobot Feb 2019 #58
For real or not? n/t DonaldsRump Feb 2019 #10
Did people really not get the joke? MrGrieves Feb 2019 #11
I'm a frayed knot jberryhill Feb 2019 #15
Well don.... MrGrieves Feb 2019 #17
Say, aren't you that piece of rope who was just in here? MineralMan Feb 2019 #42
Predictably, they did not. MineralMan Feb 2019 #39
Now if Bernie will back out too..... panader0 Feb 2019 #13
and I kinda hate to admit that I want him to bow out as well. a kennedy Feb 2019 #24
Me too Freddie Feb 2019 #43
I guess you think RBG, 8 years older than Sanders, is not competent due to her age. JudyM Feb 2019 #72
RBG wasn't a near-octogenarian Freddie Feb 2019 #74
I'm kinda glad he's not running as well.......now he can use his talent and name to a kennedy Feb 2019 #14
Source? I don't see this anywhere Renew Deal Feb 2019 #16
Do you see the picture? jberryhill Feb 2019 #20
Your post is a lie Renew Deal Feb 2019 #25
No, it's a joke. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2019 #27
The post isn't the joke Renew Deal Feb 2019 #28
I thought it was funny. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2019 #31
That's because, counselor.... A HERETIC I AM Feb 2019 #55
Good one, VO! JudyM Feb 2019 #71
No, it's a pretty obvious play on words and satirical. MineralMan Feb 2019 #44
My lies are all true! jberryhill Feb 2019 #47
You should try this one day... LanternWaste Feb 2019 #60
Hey jberryhill Feb 2019 #70
Very inappropriate post. Don't we have enough "fakery" from the other side? NOT FUNNY hlthe2b Feb 2019 #21
It's a joke. nt. andym Feb 2019 #22
BRAVO! jberryhill Feb 2019 #26
Fun's over BeyondGeography Feb 2019 #23
Was totally taken in by this........ a kennedy Feb 2019 #29
This really should be deleted. bearsfootball516 Feb 2019 #30
Oh, come on. murielm99 Feb 2019 #34
Well played, jberryhill... kmla Feb 2019 #35
Do you even Lounge, bruh? Anon-C Feb 2019 #36
Funny! Please ignore those who are screaming at you MineralMan Feb 2019 #37
The really scary thing, though jberryhill Feb 2019 #38
Oh...after posting a number of satirical things here, MineralMan Feb 2019 #40
Umm, no comment on that. demmiblue Feb 2019 #45
Joe will be our next President. democratisphere Feb 2019 #41
Maybe he'll ask Fred Upton to be his VP. nt Snotcicles Feb 2019 #62
How do you know he's not running? ornotna Feb 2019 #48
You got me with the headline peggysue2 Feb 2019 #49
I admit it customerserviceguy Feb 2019 #50
Isn't this more suited to the Lounge than here? Stand and Fight Feb 2019 #51
hahaha! JCanete Feb 2019 #52
Thanks for the startle and then the giggle. nolabear Feb 2019 #57
... Yonnie3 Feb 2019 #59
Hang on I'm getting something... dgauss Feb 2019 #61
This message was self-deleted by its author jcgoldie Feb 2019 #65
and at the same time indications Beto will Run JI7 Feb 2019 #67

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,985 posts)
63. It's not fake; that's really Joe Biden and he's really throwing a football.
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 09:53 PM
Feb 2019

Last edited Tue Feb 5, 2019, 10:26 PM - Edit history (1)

That is, he's passing; he also appears not to be running. Therefore the photo and the statement are not fake. It is, however, very funny. A sense of humor is a nice thing to have but I don't think one can be ordered from Amazon.

hlthe2b

(102,525 posts)
64. This isn't April fools day and posting this shit in GD as "Breaking" is NOT funny.
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 10:00 PM
Feb 2019

Keep attacking others though.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,985 posts)
66. Whatever. Some people think Adam Sandler is funny.
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 10:03 PM
Feb 2019

Some people think Monty Python is not funny. Both opinions are completely inexplicable to me, as is the opinion that this post isn't funny. But whatever.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,985 posts)
69. Why is this irresponsible and immature? It was obviously a joke.
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 10:06 PM
Feb 2019

No animals, vegetables or minerals were harmed by the posting of this joke.

vlyons

(10,252 posts)
5. Good decision
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 02:12 PM
Feb 2019

I love Joe; we all love him. But it's time to pass the baton to the next generation. That he is standing down shows me that he has good judgement.

Response to jberryhill (Original post)

 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
12. I'm getting the impression that most folks on this thread....
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 02:14 PM
Feb 2019

...are trying to figure out where that whooshing sound is coming from.

Freddie

(9,281 posts)
74. RBG wasn't a near-octogenarian
Thu Feb 7, 2019, 05:23 AM
Feb 2019

When she took office.
Historically Dems win with a younger candidate. Think Obama, Bill Clinton, JFK, Jimmy Carter (52 when he took office). Our opponent will be 74. I just think a candidate at least under 70 has a better chance.

a kennedy

(29,772 posts)
14. I'm kinda glad he's not running as well.......now he can use his talent and name to
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 02:15 PM
Feb 2019

help the next generation candidates.

 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
20. Do you see the picture?
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 02:16 PM
Feb 2019

Did the picture not post?

If you see the picture, what is he doing in the picture?

MineralMan

(146,351 posts)
44. No, it's a pretty obvious play on words and satirical.
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 02:33 PM
Feb 2019

There is a difference between that and a lie. See if you can think of what that difference might be.

Posting satire in GD is a long, long tradition on DU. Recognizing it is a little harder, though, sometimes, for some people.

 

LanternWaste

(37,748 posts)
60. You should try this one day...
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 04:54 PM
Feb 2019

"Damn it. I goofed it. I was wrong and won't dig my hole any deeper in an attempt to rationalize otherwise and simultaneously advertise a lack of character. Well, we're all just human. It happens.

You should try that one day. But today is not that day...

 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
70. Hey
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 10:31 PM
Feb 2019

Seeing you make insinuations about someone else’s character is like finding my girlfriend with another guy.

Now, run along and post some cryptic insinuation about me somewhere.

I might get jealous.

hlthe2b

(102,525 posts)
21. Very inappropriate post. Don't we have enough "fakery" from the other side? NOT FUNNY
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 02:16 PM
Feb 2019

You should self-delete

kmla

(4,047 posts)
35. Well played, jberryhill...
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 02:23 PM
Feb 2019

I'm amazed at the number of replies that have not quite gotten the joke as of yet.

Or are incensed that someone would actually attempt to display wit and humor in a post.

MineralMan

(146,351 posts)
37. Funny! Please ignore those who are screaming at you
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 02:23 PM
Feb 2019

to delete this. Some folks cannot see any way other than literally. Too bad for them.

 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
38. The really scary thing, though
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 02:24 PM
Feb 2019

Is that I wouldn't really expect DUers to simply believe a completely unsourced statement like that. After all we've been through on the internets...

MineralMan

(146,351 posts)
40. Oh...after posting a number of satirical things here,
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 02:30 PM
Feb 2019

I'm never surprised that some take things so literally. No matter how hard I try to signal the satirical nature of the post, some become incensed that they didn't get the joke. Of course, if everyone recognized it as satire, it would be poor satire, indeed.

democratisphere

(17,235 posts)
41. Joe will be our next President.
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 02:30 PM
Feb 2019

He is an expert at pass, punt and kick.

Joe is the right person for these times.

peggysue2

(10,850 posts)
49. You got me with the headline
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 02:49 PM
Feb 2019

But then the picture made me laugh.

Well done.

Btw, it seems your plea beneath the pic went unnoticed by more than a few

customerserviceguy

(25,183 posts)
50. I admit it
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 02:50 PM
Feb 2019

you got me! And yes, I have a sense of humor about it, just like I do when late-night comedians make fun of candidates of both parties during political season.

nolabear

(42,004 posts)
57. Thanks for the startle and then the giggle.
Tue Feb 5, 2019, 03:01 PM
Feb 2019

We need some laughter. It releases oxytocin to counteract all that cortisol we’re bathing our brains in these days. I’m serious. We’re doing ourselves harm by being so scared and angry with no satirical relief!

Response to jberryhill (Original post)

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