trying to read aloud?

Those written speeches tend to have fewer lies. Going with the unders on this

The one where he got laughed at when he talked about his great accomplishments. Those were lies.

...and sadly, that is NOT an exaggeration. Dude could literally be full-on lying ten seconds in.

All with a straight face.

I'm actually a little bit awe-struck by this guy's...uh..."talent" in that respect.

give or take.

Because that motherfucker's an anti-American Russian asset.

as "the President of the United States".

It isn't a good evening any time that orange anus flaps his gums.



Laura

But I will not be watching.

...will there be a single stanza thats truthful?

But I don't want a hangover tomorrow.