Middle school giggling about this clown’s weight, height, hair, or penis size does not change the fact that is is still there.

My eyes.

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Or that time he was too lazy to close an umbrella!

Is a mash up of all of his caught on camera screwups. His hair lifting off, TP on his shoe, the umbrella thing, dropping his dentures. All the good stuff. Oh, getting confused and walking past his limo. I am pretty sure it would bring a smile to the most down and out. Perhaps the best is Melania giving him the brush off and then slapping his hand. Worth its weight in comedic gold!

Darth Vader's with his helmet removed.
Hmm?

Just like any gold-digger would.

He should just shave the whole thing, instead of spending all of his Executive Time eeking out the pompadour.