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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSCENE: Jay Sekulow's office, this morning.
SEKULOW (thinking to himself): Dammit, Cohen just implicated me in obstruction of justice. What the hell am I going to do? I think I'm going to need....another lawyer.SEKULOW grabs rolodex on his desk, starts furiously scrolling through it until he finds a section titled "Other Lawyers". He pulls out a card.
It reads, "Michael Cohen"
SEKULOW: Shit!
SEKULOW continues to scroll. There is only one other card. He pulls it out.
It reads, "Rudy Giuliani."
SEKULOW: Mother fu---
END SCENE.
Wounded Bear
(58,777 posts)Zoonart
(11,906 posts)LOLOLOL. Well done.
GrapesOfWrath
(525 posts)Im crying here, thanks for the laugh
MyOwnPeace
(16,955 posts)considered writing for SNL?
THAT would be some opening!
BumRushDaShow
(129,984 posts)It reads "Marc Kasowitz"
SEKULOW: Goddamn!
*throws open the door and runs screaming down the hall*
END SCENE.
LiberalFighter
(51,340 posts)llmart
(15,567 posts)All these asshats that hitched their wagons to Trump are going to be sooooo sorry they ever did. Well, isn't that what Michael Cohen just told them? He basically said, "You're up next buddy."
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,229 posts)Isn't that right, Paul Manafort?
(Note: Paul Manafort is currently unavailable.)
uponit7771
(90,371 posts)... a fake college is good to hitch their wagons to.
Atticus
(15,124 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,792 posts)MarcA
(2,195 posts)proud patriot
(100,716 posts)Right on
mobeau69
(11,169 posts)I forgot his name but he was on tv a lot for a while.
3Hotdogs
(12,463 posts)(Dashes indicate parts that were rendered illegible by the coffee stains.
Sekulow: Fuck. FUck, FUCK ME~
lame54
(35,345 posts)Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)"Clients that cannot be permitted to take the witness stand because they cannot tell the truth to save their lives need not leave a message."
orangecrush
(19,665 posts)cab67
(3,012 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,500 posts)..............
K&R for Tommy C........
Ligyron
(7,645 posts)Haven't laughed this hard on a DU thread since the "Door Buzzard" episode.
GulfCoast66
(11,949 posts)Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
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musette_sf
(10,209 posts)and will take great pleasure in anything that makes his life difficult.
Lifelong Protester
(8,421 posts)nicer guy!
ck4829
(35,096 posts)mia
(8,363 posts)Generic Brad
(14,276 posts)Better Not Call Saul.
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)smb
(3,478 posts)BobTheSubgenius
(11,580 posts)Had me chuckling out loud, which means I was very tickled indeed.