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https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article239172483.html300 vultures spew corrosive vomit, poop on border agents Texas radio tower, feds say
By Jared Gilmour
January 10, 2020 02:05 PM
Alfred Hitchcocks The Birds is nothing compared to what U.S. Customs and Border Protection workers are enduring at an outpost near the Mexico border.
Roughly 300 vultures are roosting on a radio tower that federal agents operate in Kingsville, Texas, nesting on the tower structure on the railings, catwalks, supports, and on rails and conduit throughout, U.S. Department of Homeland Security officials said in a plea for contractors to submit vulture deterrence system ideas.
And the plague of vultures is extremely messy, according to Quartz, the outlet that first reported on officials request for vulture deterrence proposals. The request was issued Thursday.
They will often defecate and vomit from their roost onto buildings below that house employees and equipment, a CBP spokesperson said of the birds six-year conquest of the tower, according to Quartz. There are anecdotes about birds dropping prey from a height of 300 feet, creating a terrifying and dangerous situation for those concerned.
Responses to federal officials plea are due Jan. 30.
Kingsville Vulture Deterrence RFI is at
https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/6615777/Kingsville-Vulture-Deterrence-RFI.pdf
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)Who's brilliant idea was it to house equipment and employees directly underneath a gigantic bird roost ... in the first place?
Even if it wasn't Vultures, without a doubt SOME birds were bound to make the place home, ffs ...
Hey, guys I have an idea? What if you put metallic, needle-like 'spikes' all over the tops of the rails? Think that would maybe work?
When can I expect my reward for turning you onto this highly original idea I just came up with?
https://www.amazon.com/Bird-X-Stainless-Steel-Spikes-Covers/dp/B000Z5E4IE
Grokenstein
(5,729 posts)Grokenstein
(5,729 posts)They might be ICE agents.
Anyway, just build a windmill nearby. If Donald Trump knows what he's talking about--and isn't a complete moron with serious brain damage--then they'll all be dead within a few hours.
tanyev
(42,642 posts)trusty elf
(7,403 posts)Demovictory9
(32,487 posts)Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)and send them back where they belong - Washington D.C. They might be lost and searching for their relatives, the tRump family.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,841 posts)Poetic justice for sure.
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)onethatcares
(16,200 posts)and this is their way of protesting.
I can't imagine getting hit in the head with some wet, slimey, half chewed and digested vulture poop. AAAAARRRRRggggghhhhh
Submariner
(12,512 posts)Curbs the appetite. Ill take a pass on the scrambled bird eggs today