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dalton99a

(81,656 posts)
Sun Jan 12, 2020, 04:16 AM Jan 2020

300 vultures spew corrosive vomit, poop on border agents' Texas radio tower, feds say

https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article239172483.html

300 vultures spew corrosive vomit, poop on border agents’ Texas radio tower, feds say
By Jared Gilmour
January 10, 2020 02:05 PM

Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds” is nothing compared to what U.S. Customs and Border Protection workers are enduring at an outpost near the Mexico border.

Roughly 300 vultures are roosting on a radio tower that federal agents operate in Kingsville, Texas, “nesting on the tower structure on the railings, catwalks, supports, and on rails and conduit throughout,” U.S. Department of Homeland Security officials said in a plea for contractors to submit “vulture deterrence system” ideas.

And the plague of vultures is extremely messy, according to Quartz, the outlet that first reported on officials’ request for “vulture deterrence” proposals. The request was issued Thursday.

“They will often defecate and vomit from their roost onto buildings below that house employees and equipment,” a CBP spokesperson said of the birds’ six-year conquest of the tower, according to Quartz. “There are anecdotes about birds dropping prey from a height of 300 feet, creating a terrifying and dangerous situation for those concerned.”

Responses to federal officials’ plea are due Jan. 30.



Kingsville Vulture Deterrence RFI is at
https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/6615777/Kingsville-Vulture-Deterrence-RFI.pdf
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300 vultures spew corrosive vomit, poop on border agents' Texas radio tower, feds say (Original Post) dalton99a Jan 2020 OP
That's freaking hilarious ... mr_lebowski Jan 2020 #1
Aw, that won't work Grokenstein Jan 2020 #3
Are we sure they're ACTUAL vultures? Grokenstein Jan 2020 #2
I know, right? My first thought from the title was a group of border vigilantes. tanyev Jan 2020 #13
... trusty elf Jan 2020 #4
the vultures say "thanks humans" for building us this nice tree thing with so many branches Demovictory9 Jan 2020 #5
Vultures? Trap them Scarsdale Jan 2020 #6
Heh, heh! That is pure poetry right there! smirkymonkey Jan 2020 #7
Please tell me there's a vulture food GoFundMe. littlemissmartypants Jan 2020 #8
+1000 Sherman A1 Jan 2020 #9
even the birds know onethatcares Jan 2020 #10
Thanks for this breakfast time story Submariner Jan 2020 #11
Karma. nt SunSeeker Jan 2020 #12
Ha! Vultures giving Chump the metaphorical finger! MoonRiver Jan 2020 #14
 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
1. That's freaking hilarious ...
Sun Jan 12, 2020, 04:31 AM
Jan 2020

Who's brilliant idea was it to house equipment and employees directly underneath a gigantic bird roost ... in the first place?

Even if it wasn't Vultures, without a doubt SOME birds were bound to make the place home, ffs ...

Hey, guys I have an idea? What if you put metallic, needle-like 'spikes' all over the tops of the rails? Think that would maybe work?

When can I expect my reward for turning you onto this highly original idea I just came up with?

https://www.amazon.com/Bird-X-Stainless-Steel-Spikes-Covers/dp/B000Z5E4IE

Grokenstein

(5,729 posts)
2. Are we sure they're ACTUAL vultures?
Sun Jan 12, 2020, 04:41 AM
Jan 2020

They might be ICE agents.

Anyway, just build a windmill nearby. If Donald Trump knows what he's talking about--and isn't a complete moron with serious brain damage--then they'll all be dead within a few hours.

Scarsdale

(9,426 posts)
6. Vultures? Trap them
Sun Jan 12, 2020, 06:19 AM
Jan 2020

and send them back where they belong - Washington D.C. They might be lost and searching for their relatives, the tRump family.

onethatcares

(16,200 posts)
10. even the birds know
Sun Jan 12, 2020, 08:12 AM
Jan 2020

and this is their way of protesting.

I can't imagine getting hit in the head with some wet, slimey, half chewed and digested vulture poop. AAAAARRRRRggggghhhhh

Submariner

(12,512 posts)
11. Thanks for this breakfast time story
Sun Jan 12, 2020, 08:25 AM
Jan 2020

Curbs the appetite. I’ll take a pass on the scrambled bird eggs today

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