When I read the headline, I was wondering which gun-nut state this might be. It's TX. No surprise. They think they're still the wild, wild west. They must have the smallest penises in the world there.

when they begin shooting I run out in the backyard and yell "is your penis growing?" My bad.

...to church.

A colleague of my husband’s, a fellow Air Force pilot, died several months ago. One of the last times we saw him he told my husband he had a gun in every room of his house. My husband, trying to make a joke, asked, “Even in the bathroom?” He was agog when the answer was, “Yes.”

We saw this man’s wife in October. She told of going thru his possessions, and giving all his guns to her SIL and grandson. When the grandson was cleaning out the garage, he found 11,000 rounds of ammunition!

This creeps me out.

well prepared for a home invasion with 11,000 rounds. Who was he worried about?

I men, ya can never have enough ammo. I wonder if he carried a thousand rounds in his pocket with his peckerpopper.