Just as Ivanka is Barbie's evil twin

Gaah

He’s no bad boy though!

... who abuses children so they're creepy people

Robert the doll. A haunted scary ass doll. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_(doll)

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-story-behind-the-worlds-most-haunted-doll


http://robertthedoll.org/

I also think I see the ventriloquist dummy slits so his chin can move for "talking."

That is such an odd photo. Assuming he had at least some choice - why?

“What THIS the man who slept in a coffin during the daytime?”
“OMG it’s HIM!”

he's had more TIME covers than the Dotard (including Trump's fakes). And they should tally those numbers on said covers as they do it, just so Dolt45 gets a slow-burn-shit-fit thing going on as the number ratchets up to and above his own.

That would almost make seeing Jared's sick sallow face worthwhile...

What are you waiting for?

Loans or something?

Yes, more loans.

Sorry I asked.

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I almost expect to see a stand behind him propping him up like they they did in those old photos. He is one creepy looking guy.

Is this freaking anyone else out? Because it's really kind of freaking me out.

Does Ivanka pick out his wardrobe?

The body of a human, but there is not a human inside the body.

In the manner he's standing, his pant legs should be straight.

Disney should be proud...

... kind to Jared. He does not have cover approval.

Is that some attempt a la FIL, Trump, to direct attention to his crotch? If I were to be really catty, he looks like he's got ample hips too.

Ok. MEOWWWW

one of the creepiest characters since Damien

Chris Christie: Jared Kushner's father committed 'one of the most loathsome, disgusting crimes' I prosecuted

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/30/politics/chris-christie-jared-kushner-father/index.html

Mr Klepto Roboto at your cervyx.

mannequin. or an automaton.

I would say his face looks manscaped, but I don't think that word really applies to him. I wonder if his gender is either fluid or closer to the center on a spectrum?

Kind of an hourglass, but much fuller at the hips than at the shoulders. He's thin, but curvy.

one more salad and.. poof... no more fitting into those skinny jeans

I’m surprised he agreed to it. He looks like a string puppet doll, or a ventriloquist doll. It’s just weird.

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That is one scary-ass picture!

that waist and those hips.

What a strange picture to put on a mag cover.

Son-in-law of famous mob boss Donald "Fat Donnie" Trump.

...movie House of Wax.

That movie scared the hell out of me when the young woman figured out what happened to her missing friend.

Translation: "His parents' money"

I haven't read the article but the main thing that's unusual about Mr. Kushner to me is that he's a rookie in all governmental things he's done.

He knows nothing about the tasks he's been delegated.

America needs and deserves so much more.

Oh, and what's this so-called "unusual power"? The only power he has is being married to his father in law's first lust.

...one of the wax figures at Madame Tussaud's. Some of those look more animated.

He has no lines on his face, at all- no frown lines, no smile creases. Expressionless.

Major creepy.

Assuming he’s a man.