Is This Where We're Headed?

If the senate acquits Trump, thereby declaring that inviting foreign interference in our elections is acceptable, how long will it be before foreign nations start advertising their wares?

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* Money laundering
* Extortion/bribery
* Operating a scam ‘charitable foundation’/university
* Running a child prostitution ring out of a DC pizza place
* Sex scandal (please specify: homosexual tryst, underage boy/girl, bondage/sadism, fetishism, pedophilia, barnyard animals, etc.)

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”Why let the voters decide based on facts – when we can provide baseless smears?”