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NanceGreggs

(27,820 posts)
Fri May 8, 2020, 08:38 PM May 2020

Attention Rapture Hopefuls!

A lot of you Evangelicals, along with other faux ‘Christians’, are looking forward to The Rapture, and the idea that the End Times will soon be upon us.

Now, as I understand the concept, this will mark the second coming of Jesus Christ – a man some of you might vaguely remember – but clearly don’t remember well. So let me remind you who he was.

Jesus’s entire life on earth was devoted to teaching his followers to care for the sick, to shelter the homeless, and to feed the hungry. He also admonished them to speak the truth, to welcome the stranger, and to act as their brother’s keeper.

That being said, it is unlikely that that Jesus Christ will be inviting liars to be part of the fast track to paradise. In other words, there won’t be many GOP politicians going anywhere, anytime soon.

People who put innocent children in cages, take food stamps away from the hungry, and criminalize homelessness are also on the wrong side of The Nazarene’s Ultimate Naughty/Nice Ledger – along with those who have wholeheartedly supported such actions.

Jesus was pretty clear about “treating others as we would want to be treated” – so I’m not seeing bigots and racists being welcome to climb that Stairway to Heaven. In fact, I would imagine they’ll be kicked in the ass if they try. Jesus is a pretty calm, cool and collected guy – but he’s been known to get really cranky when provoked. (Google ‘Thrown out of the Temple Incident’)

Just a guess here, but I just can’t picture Jesus giving a pass to people who think mocking a disabled man is laugh-worthy – any more than I can see him hugging people who work to take benefits away from the disabled who need them to survive.

Admittedly, I’ve never met the guy – but from what I’ve read, I just don’t see Jesus looking the other way when it comes to the hypocrites who pretend to follow Him, while instead following a man who preaches the exact opposite of what The Nazarene taught.

As for the people who have voted for, supported, and enabled a “pResident” and a party that consistently does the opposite of what Christ instructed his followers to do, I have to be honest – I’m not liking their chances of being on the Rapture VIP list.

If The Rapture actually happened, it would be highly entertaining to watch Trump holding a press conference to explain how he was ‘chosen by God’ to be left behind. He’d be flanked by all of those left-behind “religious leaders” who tried to convince their flocks that things like feeding the hungry, sheltering the homeless, and caring for the sick were merely the ravings of a madman who lived over 2,000 years ago – long before the True Orange Messiah was elected to undo those crazy ideas that don’t put money in anyone’s pockets, power in any corrupt crony’s hands, or any pussy within grabbing reach.

If you believe that God is all-knowing and all-seeing, you’ve also got to believe that he knows what’s in your heart. He knows if you’re a racist, a bigot, a misogynist, a liar, a cheat, a selfish immoral traitor – and he knows whether you voted for one because he represents what you really believe in.

Truth be told, from what I’ve seen of the Rapture Wannabees, I doubt that a single one of them qualify for consideration.

I don’t personally believe in the Rapture – but I almost wish I did. I could at least look forward to watching Jesus kicking some seriously deserving ass.

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Attention Rapture Hopefuls! (Original Post) NanceGreggs May 2020 OP
Amen. This was better than church. iemitsu May 2020 #1
Well said! You should post this on Facebook where a lot of these nutcases hang out. smirkymonkey May 2020 #2
plus there's that passing through the eye of a needle thing dweller May 2020 #3
Excellent. Newest Reality May 2020 #4
This message was self-deleted by its author Mme. Defarge May 2020 #23
Actually, the Rapture happened and all the MAGAts are left behind. Hermit-The-Prog May 2020 #5
I hope and pray there is a rapture. rufus dog May 2020 #6
Heaven is earned not wished for. pwb May 2020 #7
"A Gift" Johnnie Mae May 2020 #47
To help them prepare. keithbvadu2 May 2020 #8
Thanks keith, the brutal truth is better than saidsimplesimon May 2020 #13
Brutal honesty. Heavy on the brutal. keithbvadu2 May 2020 #36
Reminds me of a bumper sticker: come the Rapture, can I have your house? niyad May 2020 #33
Well Said proud patriot May 2020 #9
So if it is in fact the Rapture (which it isn't) ... jimlup May 2020 #10
Yes. I've always thought all the end-of-times stuff soldierant May 2020 #50
Justice will be served, one way or another, imo. saidsimplesimon May 2020 #11
Ain't going to be no Rapture if you let the Coronavirus snuff you out first! TheBlackAdder May 2020 #12
KR NT ProudProgressiveNow May 2020 #14
This is Gold bucolic_frolic May 2020 #15
perfect... just perfect! NRaleighLiberal May 2020 #16
This is why I've always said SCantiGOP May 2020 #17
The Rapture Ready crowd never met a pestilence or disaster that wasn't a biblical sign of something Baclava May 2020 #18
Excellent. yonder May 2020 #19
Amen, and thank you for a wonderful post! pazzyanne May 2020 #20
K and R Ferrets are Cool May 2020 #21
Rapture is evangelical bullshit Drahthaardogs May 2020 #22
Bibical mention of rapture intelpug May 2020 #35
ALL mainstream Christian's view that as the Resurrection Drahthaardogs May 2020 #39
PREACH, SISTER! Mme. Defarge May 2020 #24
I'm stealing but giving you credit. LiberalFighter May 2020 #25
Thanks for the credit ... NanceGreggs May 2020 #26
A part time minister just shared it to his timeline. LiberalFighter May 2020 #30
At least one other person shared it doing copy paste still having you with credit. :) LiberalFighter May 2020 #41
The Rapture seems like something invented by Evangelical Leaders to manipulate their flock NoRoadUntravelled May 2020 #27
K&R! gademocrat7 May 2020 #28
Smooth take down. onecaliberal May 2020 #29
Excellent. I would post this at a few of, the mega-churches here, but the odour of sanctity niyad May 2020 #31
NanceGreggs.... Upthevibe May 2020 #32
Guilty. n/t NanceGreggs May 2020 #34
What you wrote was excellent... Upthevibe May 2020 #42
As always, well thought out, and well written. Brother Mythos May 2020 #37
I look forward to a Rapture! I may create my own Rapture! JustABozoOnThisBus May 2020 #38
Excellent ktower May 2020 #40
Admitted Evangelical. Johnnie Mae May 2020 #43
They will not get heaven. They will get a ventilator. McCamy Taylor May 2020 #44
Best post I have read yet! Squidly May 2020 #45
Amen. MerryBlooms May 2020 #46
evangelicals seem to delete jesus. pansypoo53219 May 2020 #48
Nice job again Nance! They are seriously nuts. And there are a lot of them. Evolve Dammit May 2020 #49

dweller

(23,684 posts)
3. plus there's that passing through the eye of a needle thing
Fri May 8, 2020, 08:46 PM
May 2020

that i want to see fatnixon attempt ...


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Newest Reality

(12,712 posts)
4. Excellent.
Fri May 8, 2020, 08:48 PM
May 2020

That covered all bases.

Actually Rapture Theology is rather new and more of a contemporary cult of dubious interpretations and overlays and has been called a false doctrine. It is an interesting subject to look up.


The rapture was popularized in the 1970s by Hal Lindsey’s writings (The Late Great Planet Earth, etc.) and more recently by Jim Jenkins and Tim LaHaye in their Left Behind fictional books and films. But where did the idea of the rapture originate?

<snip>

There were also amillennialists in Darby’s day. He labored to correct both false teachings. Darby believed, rightly, that Jesus Christ would return to earth to establish and rule over the Kingdom of God. Darby was a premillennialist.

But in his zeal for countering error, he added another—the rapture theory. He believed he understood a new truth, an idea that had not been taught in the history of Christendom. While he was most likely sincere, sincerity alone does not make one right.


https://www.ucg.org/world-news-and-prophecy/the-rapture-a-popular-but-false-doctrine

Response to Newest Reality (Reply #4)

 

rufus dog

(8,419 posts)
6. I hope and pray there is a rapture.
Fri May 8, 2020, 08:53 PM
May 2020

Imagine a day when you wake up and all of these people are gone, disappeared from the face of the Earth. I for one, would be elated.

As for them, harken back to the Twilight Zone episode, To Serve Man. Have at it believers.

Johnnie Mae

(35 posts)
47. "A Gift"
Sat May 9, 2020, 07:39 PM
May 2020

Hi pwb. For a true Bible believer, it is stated, "Salvation is a gift...so no man can boast". Eternal life cannot b earned.

jimlup

(7,968 posts)
10. So if it is in fact the Rapture (which it isn't) ...
Fri May 8, 2020, 09:05 PM
May 2020

then clearly tRump is the anti-Christ. Simple as that.

soldierant

(6,940 posts)
50. Yes. I've always thought all the end-of-times stuff
Sat May 9, 2020, 08:25 PM
May 2020

was at best a mythology designed to communicate larger truths - because, after all, the only end-of-the-world that should matter to you is your own (death).

But Trump is making me rethink that some. Not seriously ... but have you noticed there's a False Prophet in that story too? Franklin Graham? Mitch McConnell? William Barr?

saidsimplesimon

(7,888 posts)
11. Justice will be served, one way or another, imo.
Fri May 8, 2020, 09:24 PM
May 2020
I don’t personally believe in the Rapture – but I almost wish I did. I could at least look forward to watching Jesus kicking some seriously deserving ass.

bucolic_frolic

(43,393 posts)
15. This is Gold
Fri May 8, 2020, 09:33 PM
May 2020

and worthy of the largest full page newspapers remaining in the U.S.A.

But it's so true, and so poignant, they would refuse to print it. Which is fortunate for the author because Democrats don't need the newest Salmon Rushdie. They just need to get to the polls in November!

SCantiGOP

(13,874 posts)
17. This is why I've always said
Fri May 8, 2020, 09:49 PM
May 2020

That people like Franklin Graham, Falwell Jr, Jim Bakker, Copeland, etc must be convinced atheists, because if they truly believed in what the New Testament said they would know they were guaranteeing that they would spend eternity in Hell.

 

Baclava

(12,047 posts)
18. The Rapture Ready crowd never met a pestilence or disaster that wasn't a biblical sign of something
Fri May 8, 2020, 09:51 PM
May 2020

I think we've been cursed since the Romans turned the temples of the Vestal Virgins into churches, Vesta is now an angry goddess looking for revenge

Drahthaardogs

(6,843 posts)
22. Rapture is evangelical bullshit
Fri May 8, 2020, 10:46 PM
May 2020

I mean, it might all be bullshit, but this is bullshit on top of bullshit. No one else believes it and there is no biblical mention of it

intelpug

(88 posts)
35. Bibical mention of rapture
Sat May 9, 2020, 02:05 AM
May 2020

Just to clarify, The Biblical passage referencing the rapture is Thessalonians 4:13-18 "But we would not have you ignorant, brethren, concerning those who are asleep, that you may not grieve as others do who have no hope. For since we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so, through Jesus, God will bring with him those who have fallen asleep. For this we declare to you by the word of the Lord, that we who are alive, who are left until the coming of the lord, shall not precede those who have fallen asleep. For the Lord himself will descend from heaven with a cry of command, with the archangel's call and with the sound of the trumpet of God.
AND THE DEAD IN CHRIST WILL RISE FIRST;THEN WE WHO ARE ALIVE, WHO ARE LEFT, SHALL BE CAUGHT UP TOGETHER WITH THEM IN THE CLOUDS TO MEET THE LORD IN THE AIR;AND SO WE SHALL ALWAYS BE WITH THE LORD. Therefore comfort one another with these words. The highlighted sentences are the revelant ones. {revised standard version catholic edition}

Drahthaardogs

(6,843 posts)
39. ALL mainstream Christian's view that as the Resurrection
Sat May 9, 2020, 08:29 AM
May 2020

Where they gather with Jesus in Heaven, not some pre-tribulational event. It is an Evangelical belief that it happens BEFORE the second coming.

NoRoadUntravelled

(2,626 posts)
27. The Rapture seems like something invented by Evangelical Leaders to manipulate their flock
Fri May 8, 2020, 11:19 PM
May 2020

into doing their bidding. Things like sending money....lots of money. Apparently money helps White Jesus decide who gets to be raptured.

niyad

(113,668 posts)
31. Excellent. I would post this at a few of, the mega-churches here, but the odour of sanctity
Fri May 8, 2020, 11:45 PM
May 2020

Gives me a headache.

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,375 posts)
38. I look forward to a Rapture! I may create my own Rapture!
Sat May 9, 2020, 06:36 AM
May 2020
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Johnnie Mae

(35 posts)
43. Admitted Evangelical.
Sat May 9, 2020, 07:25 PM
May 2020

NancyGreggs, everything u say is true. But the GOP joker's & hatefilled magats are hypocrites & Pharisees. They are not Christians. The Lord will say to them, "I never knew you". I'm as angry & appalled at them as any sane person with a heart can be. I do hope they burn in hell. What they have done to those children & the constant lying should b enough to get the into the deepest end of the lake of fire!!!

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