n/t

... has the word "casket" in it.

received a new package from Victoria's Secret...

Not a peep about him, either. I can't find any articles from the last few days.

I don't think they would. And all those poor people at Trump's Camp David Slumber Party this weekend.

would not

But his absence is getting loud. Not even a phone call with a reporter to lie? He's just vanished.

susPENCE are like my kids, I don't trust them when they're quiet and out of sight...

And pictured his smug face rupturing...

They wouldn’t want us to know the results of their unsafe tactics.

Anyone out there have a fuq to give for Lil Mikey?

...but on a limited basis (W-ever-TH that means......)

haven't put together a poorly made doll with an adoring expression on its face.

It's not as if the real Pence is lifelike or anything.

Count on the public NOT finding out. If Pence should be in such bad shape that he needs to leave office (Unwanted: Dead or Alive), that should be no comfort to us. Trump will nominate Jared or Matt Geatz or Ivanka or someone equally wrong for the post, and Mitch McTurtle will make sure the Senate confirms, after the obligatory due concern is expressed by Susan Collins, of course.

Simple majority, House and Senate.

Last time it happened, after all was 46 years ago. But Rocky had no problem sailing through either house of Congress. He was one of those old-style Republicans. You might remember--had no trouble talking with people from either party. Pretty close to extinct by now.
Ivanka, Kushner, and Gaetz would be nixed by the House, of course.

The fun part would be if Pelosi took the line "it is less than a year until the next election. Let the next president decide who he wants to nominate. I quote my distinguished Republican colleague, the Senate majority leader."

So now, don't expect to see pence anymore.

They'll find the best taxidermist in the world, hire the best Russian and Chinese robotics scientists, and turn the remains into a Pencebot. Who will notice the difference?