Ever since the Black Helicopters came, dropped off the Jack-Booted Lesbian UN Blue Helmet Stormtroopers (led by Hillary) in my neighborhood, totally pulled a Jade Helm/Agenda 21 and sent my whole family off to the FEMA Camps back in 2014, we've all just been sodomized and used for scientific experiments meant to make us gay every day anyways ... except our two youngest, they were eaten straight away.

In a series of texts she literally wanted me to leave the Central Coast of California and move to South Dakota to avoid my horrible fate. I wear sandals all year round here for gods' sake.

I told her I didn't think I'd fit in too well with the Trumpers. Also said I'd "investigate" the claim, and kept repeating that until she gave up.

The HRs only go up to the 900’s.

But of course the Kushners owning 666 Fifth Avenue never bothered them...

and you will be safe (as will we), unless of course you are black, then all bets are off. Recently a black woman got shot by police sleeping while black in her own home.

Don't worry all you white snowflakes, no one is coming for you because no one wants you! Have a beer and watch Netflix. We'll let you know when the pandemic is over..........eventually.

I’ve discovered it does no good to refute idiocy with Snopes. They just say it’s a liberal website and they don’t believe it 😡