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MineralMan

(146,339 posts) Mon May 18, 2020, 09:39 AM May 2020

So, Where Is Mike Pence?

Has anyone seen him lately? Has anyone asked about him?

I know he's a nebbish, but he is, you know, the Vice President. He was in charge of the White House Coronavirus Team, but he seems to have vanished somehow.

I haven't seen him on TV for at least a week. Is he ill?

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So, Where Is Mike Pence? (Original Post) MineralMan May 2020 OP

Maybe he's dead. n/t Eyeball_Kid May 2020 #1

If we're lucky, he gave it to MF45 before heading to hell. eom FoxNewsSucks May 2020 #10

He's supposed to go to Orlando on Wednesday The Velveteen Ocelot May 2020 #2

Sans Mask, I Suppose? MineralMan May 2020 #8

Nah, he's just blind to the whole situation packman May 2020 #9

Well, he should be in quarantine... Wounded Bear May 2020 #3

dipshit mentioned yesterday 2naSalit May 2020 #15

He is going to a nursing home dalton99a May 2020 #4

...or personally deliver the virus. Zoonart May 2020 #6

They put him in Cheney's old bunker. bluedigger May 2020 #5

Yep. GoCubsGo May 2020 #14

He should be in quarantine Ohiogal May 2020 #7

Nebbish describes him perfectly....uh no, uh I didn't have to look it up 😬 MLAA May 2020 #11

Yeah. I saw his picture next to that word in a Yiddish dictionary. MineralMan May 2020 #12

Exactly MLAA May 2020 #13

Perhaps he'll extend his Florida stay and join us in Key West. tavernier May 2020 #16

Great Idea. He Can Lose Himself in the Keys. MineralMan May 2020 #17

And we'll fly the flag for him. tavernier May 2020 #18

I'm wondering what happened to Giuliani Bayard May 2020 #19

Eyeball_Kid

(7,435 posts)

1. Maybe he's dead. n/t

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 09:40 AM

May 2020

FoxNewsSucks

(10,435 posts)

10. If we're lucky, he gave it to MF45 before heading to hell. eom

Reply to Eyeball_Kid (Reply #1)

Mon May 18, 2020, 09:57 AM

May 2020

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,922 posts)

2. He's supposed to go to Orlando on Wednesday

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 09:41 AM

May 2020

to deliver PPE to a nursing home (for the cameras, like last time) and meet with DeSatan. We'll see if he shows. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/coronavirus/os-ne-coronavirus-pence-visit-orlando-20200517-q45dnic2wzfqbbtty77twvalp4-story.html

MineralMan

(146,339 posts)

8. Sans Mask, I Suppose?

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #2)

Mon May 18, 2020, 09:49 AM

May 2020

We'll see if he shows up there. He's certainly been out of the public's eye for a while.

Maybe "Mother" has told him not to go out:

"You'd better stay home with me, Oedipus."

packman

(16,296 posts)

9. Nah, he's just blind to the whole situation

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #8)

Mon May 18, 2020, 09:55 AM

May 2020

Wounded Bear

(58,755 posts)

3. Well, he should be in quarantine...

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 09:41 AM

May 2020

his personal assistant did test positive.

2naSalit

(86,872 posts)

15. dipshit mentioned yesterday

Reply to Wounded Bear (Reply #3)

Mon May 18, 2020, 10:46 AM

May 2020

that he was allegedly in self isolation because of his aide's testing positive last week.

dalton99a

(81,656 posts)

4. He is going to a nursing home

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 09:42 AM

May 2020

on Wednesday to personally deliver personal protective equipment

Zoonart

(11,890 posts)

6. ...or personally deliver the virus.

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #4)

Mon May 18, 2020, 09:44 AM

May 2020

bluedigger

(17,088 posts)

5. They put him in Cheney's old bunker.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 09:43 AM

May 2020

Hosting heartless hucksters since 2001.

GoCubsGo

(32,098 posts)

14. Yep.

Reply to bluedigger (Reply #5)

Mon May 18, 2020, 10:45 AM

May 2020

They're trying to avoid "President Pelosi." No way they were going to let both him and Dear Leader go to Camp COVID together this weekend.

Ohiogal

(32,122 posts)

7. He should be in quarantine

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 09:48 AM

May 2020

On general purposes of being a disgusting toady.

MLAA

(17,346 posts)

11. Nebbish describes him perfectly....uh no, uh I didn't have to look it up 😬

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 10:42 AM

May 2020

MineralMan

(146,339 posts)

12. Yeah. I saw his picture next to that word in a Yiddish dictionary.

Reply to MLAA (Reply #11)

Mon May 18, 2020, 10:43 AM

May 2020

MLAA

(17,346 posts)

13. Exactly

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #12)

Mon May 18, 2020, 10:45 AM

May 2020

tavernier

(12,410 posts)

16. Perhaps he'll extend his Florida stay and join us in Key West.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2020, 10:55 AM

May 2020

We are known for our hospitality and our restaurants have fabulous food. Most of them are open now, and some even provide entertainment after dark, like La Te Da, one of the best show places in town. Randy Roberts does the most authentic Bette Midler and Cher of anyone in show business. Come on down, Mikey, we’ll show you a great time!