Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

11 Bravo

(23,928 posts)
Tue May 19, 2020, 05:59 PM May 2020

Dear Donnie. I live in Virginia. My potatoes are safe.

(They're not a big crop here, dipshit, but hey, run with that.)

Also, I own guns, and my governor isn't coming for them.

Now please, lay off the malaria drugs, stop chugging Clorox, shut the fuck up, and go away.

10 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies

leftieNanner

(15,185 posts)
3. So potatoes aren't a big crop in Virginia???
Tue May 19, 2020, 06:02 PM
May 2020

I guess that means Ass Face was RIGHT!! Those potatoes are already gone and if you had been paying attention, that wouldn't have happened. You better sit out on that porch every minute of every day to make sure that no more of those potatoes that are already gone, get up and leave.

jls4561

(1,265 posts)
4. You have given me my biggest laugh of the week. Thank you.
Tue May 19, 2020, 06:10 PM
May 2020

And I am glad your potatoes are safe. I feel better knowing that. I am sure Dan Quayle does also.

struggle4progress

(118,379 posts)
9. No, the potatoes were the leaders of the Bowling Green Uprising that led to the Massacre
Wed May 20, 2020, 06:34 PM
May 2020

Remember: potatoes are angry, and they'll come for you if you aren't armed

Rural_Progressive

(1,107 posts)
8. Out here in Washington state we grow a few potatoes
Wed May 20, 2020, 05:57 PM
May 2020

Never have had to worry about anybody going after our crops, the equipment we use, different matter.

Amazing what the Sheriff's office can do with a few images off a game camera though. No need to worry about our firearms being taken or having to use them. We got all our gear back and our potatoes were never in any danger.

The Polack MSgt

(13,200 posts)
10. I disagree - Not about the potatoes, guns or your Governor
Wed May 20, 2020, 07:12 PM
May 2020

But this is exactly backwards:

Now please, lay off the malaria drugs, stop chugging Clorox

My take is:

Now please. Start with the malaria drugs and begin chugging Clorox

Latest Discussions»General Discussion»Dear Donnie. I live in V...