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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDear Donnie. I live in Virginia. My potatoes are safe.
(They're not a big crop here, dipshit, but hey, run with that.)
Also, I own guns, and my governor isn't coming for them.
Now please, lay off the malaria drugs, stop chugging Clorox, shut the fuck up, and go away.
Cha
(297,877 posts)leftieNanner
(15,185 posts)I guess that means Ass Face was RIGHT!! Those potatoes are already gone and if you had been paying attention, that wouldn't have happened. You better sit out on that porch every minute of every day to make sure that no more of those potatoes that are already gone, get up and leave.
jls4561
(1,265 posts)And I am glad your potatoes are safe. I feel better knowing that. I am sure Dan Quayle does also.
alwaysinasnit
(5,077 posts)grantcart
(53,061 posts)MontanaMama
(23,364 posts)struggle4progress
(118,379 posts)Remember: potatoes are angry, and they'll come for you if you aren't armed
Rural_Progressive
(1,107 posts)Never have had to worry about anybody going after our crops, the equipment we use, different matter.
Amazing what the Sheriff's office can do with a few images off a game camera though. No need to worry about our firearms being taken or having to use them. We got all our gear back and our potatoes were never in any danger.
The Polack MSgt
(13,200 posts)But this is exactly backwards:
Now please, lay off the malaria drugs, stop chugging Clorox
My take is:
Now please. Start with the malaria drugs and begin chugging Clorox