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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsJust got this from a Republican acquaintance
No worries...
An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night. There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Trump.
Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past.
Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere. It was the biggest celebration Washington had ever seen. Sean Spicer could truthfully say the crowd was much bigger than that for Obama's inauguration.
Trump was very impressed and said, "That's really great! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"
His assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed.
captain queeg
(10,274 posts)Alex4Martinez
(2,198 posts)Bravo!
ProfessorGAC
(65,306 posts)Funny joke, too!
liberalla
(9,273 posts)I'd heard this joke before, but it was much better this time...
cornball 24
(1,481 posts)Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)gopiscrap
(23,766 posts)MyOwnPeace
(16,946 posts)That I would attend.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Thats a very good sign.
PCIntern
(25,618 posts)Hes a colleague. Loved Bush Jr.
TalenaGor
(1,104 posts)SCantiGOP
(13,874 posts)But I would celebrate.
wnylib
(21,703 posts)And I would celebrate bigly.
BHDem53
(1,061 posts)got the casket closed?
KS Toronado
(17,396 posts)SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)Better punchline.
Historic NY
(37,457 posts)Karadeniz
(22,599 posts)Celerity
(43,636 posts)calimary
(81,555 posts)On that day, I celebrate with extra chocolate!
keithbvadu2
(36,988 posts)safeinOhio
(32,738 posts)I only have one rec I can give you as you have made my day
roamer65
(36,747 posts)Vogon_Glory
(9,133 posts)canetoad
(17,200 posts)Funny.
catbyte
(34,501 posts)Delmette2.0
(4,175 posts)Thanks you so very much. Now, to forward this on onward.
aeromanKC
(3,330 posts)And I thought she was going to say, No worries Donnie, you looked great in that orange jumpsuit.
warmfeet
(3,321 posts)make it so.
Mickju
(1,807 posts)LOL
CountMyVote4Reality
(209 posts)SunSeeker
(51,771 posts)iluvtennis
(19,888 posts)PatrickforO
(14,600 posts)Blue Owl
(50,535 posts)herding cats
(19,569 posts)One by one we'll lead them to the polls.
yuiyoshida
(41,868 posts)hangaleft
(649 posts)Whats the point? I cant piss that far.
Kaiserguy
(740 posts)it made me start my day with a good laugh.
magicarpet
(14,196 posts).... directly into the coffin as it went by.