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underpants

(182,967 posts) Sat May 23, 2020, 03:29 PM May 2020

Trump is golfing today. I'm sure he's going to church tomorrow

Right?

Gotta give credit to my wife for this.

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Trump is golfing today. I'm sure he's going to church tomorrow (Original Post) underpants May 2020 OP

Is he going to church without a mask? boston bean May 2020 #1

How do you take communion with a mask? leftieNanner May 2020 #2

Sure re-fit it as a feedbag underpants May 2020 #4

Damn! leftieNanner May 2020 #9

Oh No! leftieNanner May 2020 #3

Vespers this evening. Sneederbunk May 2020 #5

The more he golfs, the safer we are! Mopar151 May 2020 #6

I do not begrudge an occasional round of golf unc70 May 2020 #7

Is the governor of NY golfing today? jpak May 2020 #8

He'd tape his fingers Turbineguy May 2020 #10

I hope he does yellowwoodII May 2020 #11

boston bean

(36,224 posts)

1. Is he going to church without a mask?

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 03:30 PM

May 2020

🙏

leftieNanner

(15,187 posts)

2. How do you take communion with a mask?

Reply to boston bean (Reply #1)

Sat May 23, 2020, 03:31 PM

May 2020

I'm sure the Holy Eucharist is important to him.

underpants

(182,967 posts)

4. Sure re-fit it as a feedbag

Reply to leftieNanner (Reply #2)

Sat May 23, 2020, 03:43 PM

May 2020

leftieNanner

(15,187 posts)

9. Damn!

Reply to underpants (Reply #4)

Sat May 23, 2020, 04:09 PM

May 2020

That thing would take a whole bottle of sacramental wine!!

leftieNanner

(15,187 posts)

3. Oh No!

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 03:32 PM

May 2020

He is the hardest working President ever in the history of our country! He took ten minutes or so today at the links and tomorrow will be work-work-work from dawn to dusk.

Sneederbunk

(14,315 posts)

5. Vespers this evening.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 03:47 PM

May 2020

Mopar151

(10,004 posts)

6. The more he golfs, the safer we are!

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 03:57 PM

May 2020

If we could get a "dinosaur fence"* around the course, and stencil "DOJ Holding Facility" on the outside, and "Homeland Security Enhanced VIP" on the inside, Trump would be deliriously happy for a week or so, rage-tweeting at ludicrous speed in reply to whatever reruns Al Franken picks for his "news feed".
Leave the script (for Jurassic JerksXV) up to me, and his first psychotic break would put Steven Miller over the fence, followed by Brad Parscale at a proper interval.