Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

70sEraVet

(3,639 posts)
Fri Jan 7, 2022, 08:31 PM Jan 2022

SATIRE, FOLKS! The Onion is satire!

https://www.theonion.com/toddler-dies-in-accidental-shooting-after-finding-fathe-1848308408

"Calling the incident a tragedy that could have easily been prevented, authorities announced Wednesday that a local 2-year-old had died in an accidental shooting after discovering his father’s gun hidden under a pile of guns."

' "You can only imagine what was going through the parents’ minds when they heard a shot from upstairs and both dropped their guns to go see what had happened." '


It's sad that this is funny; it's funny because it is so close to the truth.
6 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
SATIRE, FOLKS! The Onion is satire! (Original Post) 70sEraVet Jan 2022 OP
Rocket grenade launcher! Karadeniz Jan 2022 #1
That IS funny! Haggard Celine Jan 2022 #2
I can't tell anymore. paleotn Jan 2022 #3
Are you absolutely certain? niyad Jan 2022 #4
If this has not actually happened, it is... 3catwoman3 Jan 2022 #5
And it's horrifying that your statement isn't such an exaggeration anymore. calimary Jan 2022 #6

Haggard Celine

(16,894 posts)
2. That IS funny!
Fri Jan 7, 2022, 08:39 PM
Jan 2022

The only thing that would have made it better is if the parents had been killed by ricocheted bullets when they dropped their guns, an American Shakespearean tragedy of sorts.

calimary

(81,911 posts)
6. And it's horrifying that your statement isn't such an exaggeration anymore.
Fri Jan 7, 2022, 11:44 PM
Jan 2022

It's entirely reasonable speculation and just as real a fear, now.

Latest Discussions»General Discussion»SATIRE, FOLKS! The Onion ...