Please, she's all yours. Definitely alien in nature.

"We finally made it to earth, beautiful planet, looks like an earth vessel is coming up to greet u....."

 

I was unaware there was a "Sporkfoot Federation" now, but I so rarely leave the planet anymore since the COVID pandemic. I'm so far behind on trans-universal news these days.

😔 I feel that life is just passing me by since COVID erupted.

I missed my winter vacay on Planet 1453c87z in the 87th sector of the Crab Nebula last year!

At least I know to whom I should complain now.

People were saying that it was all bimbobert's fault, though.

Either "Bim" Boebert or Empty Greene.

I'm fairly certain 99% of the ills in our solar system could be blamed on one, or both, of them.

There's going to be hell to pay, I'm tellin' ya.

There are more than a few other who need to be taken back. Pleas find a way to do it.

Wish I had thought of that..

I absolutely love this post!

Really hitting my funny bone tonight.

Good one!

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