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struggle4progress

(118,379 posts)
Sun Oct 8, 2023, 04:07 PM Oct 2023

Where should The Don serve time?


39 votes, 3 passes | Time left: Unlimited
USP Florence ADMAX in Colorado
8 (21%)
Guantanamo Bay detention camp
21 (54%)
A gator-infested razorwire re-education facility at an undisclosed location in Florida's swamplands
2 (5%)
Any psychaitric hospital for the criminally insane that still offers lobotomies and electroshock
1 (3%)
Space Force's experimental Mars Penal Colony
1 (3%)
Malebolge: hell's circle eight (for frauds)
0 (0%)
Cocytus: hell's circle nine (for traitors)
6 (15%)
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Where should The Don serve time? (Original Post) struggle4progress Oct 2023 OP
The Pandorica. House of Roberts Oct 2023 #1
The Moon? ProfessorGAC Oct 2023 #2
The Moon is expensive, and there's a weight allowance. JHB Oct 2023 #12
Good One! ProfessorGAC Oct 2023 #14
I mean; does he actually have to get there... EarthFirst Oct 2023 #33
All I'm saying is that it would be cheaper to contract with OceanGate... JHB Oct 2023 #37
Would the Copiapo mine in Chile be an option? lastlib Oct 2023 #3
In a zoo. twodogsbarking Oct 2023 #4
All of the above, consecutively Jerry2144 Oct 2023 #5
Alcatraz. Mr.Bill Oct 2023 #6
Give that turd a Gaddafi ending Submariner Oct 2023 #7
Do the Florida prisons still have chain gangs? doc03 Oct 2023 #8
Bwah! 😄 electric_blue68 Oct 2023 #19
An ordinary cell in an ordinary white-collar prison Shermann Oct 2023 #9
If he has Secret Service protection, he won't have a cellmate and won't be mixing struggle4progress Oct 2023 #24
This is just perfect. Grey Oct 2023 #28
A special cell in the White House so Joe can go in every once in a while and poke him with brewens Oct 2023 #10
... 2naSalit Oct 2023 #15
Baaahahahahaaaaaa.... And Hillary can drop in and wave her emails* at him! electric_blue68 Oct 2023 #20
Karma says: a buoy on the border, with barbed wire. usonian Oct 2023 #11
Twelveworth Wicked Blue Oct 2023 #13
Nextdoor to a sewage treatment plant. lpbk2713 Oct 2023 #16
Where ever it is, don't allow any communication with outside world. captain queeg Oct 2023 #17
None... brooklynite Oct 2023 #18
He should already be in Guantanamo Bay on remand. pink Oct 2023 #21
So many good choices! 😄👍 How about a ... electric_blue68 Oct 2023 #22
Spandau Chainfire Oct 2023 #23
They tore that prison down decades ago struggle4progress Oct 2023 #25
Six feet underground (n/t) PJMcK Oct 2023 #26
In a converted shipping container parked inside the tire bay at an abandoned Wal-Mart... BluesRunTheGame Oct 2023 #27
Siberia. Back to mother Russia for #DementiaDonnie. n/t area51 Oct 2023 #29
A moon colony for one. We can outfit a bunch of these stuffies with red MAGA hats and they Maru Kitteh Oct 2023 #30
Cuba doesn't deserve having him on their doorstep ExWhoDoesntCare Oct 2023 #31
What, no Georgia Chain Gang? Emile Oct 2023 #32
For which conviction on which charges? Shrek Oct 2023 #34
More time to work out some fresh grudges & dance moves for his "undereducated" disciples..... Judi Lynn Oct 2023 #35
I hear Elba has some free rooms............. n/t DFW Oct 2023 #36
Hell. lastlib Oct 2023 #38

JHB

(37,166 posts)
12. The Moon is expensive, and there's a weight allowance.
Sun Oct 8, 2023, 04:38 PM
Oct 2023

But at least NASA would take an accurate measurement of his mass.

JHB

(37,166 posts)
37. All I'm saying is that it would be cheaper to contract with OceanGate...
Mon Oct 9, 2023, 10:56 AM
Oct 2023

...to build a deep-underwater holding cell. I mean, with their track record, they probably need the money.

lastlib

(23,376 posts)
3. Would the Copiapo mine in Chile be an option?
Sun Oct 8, 2023, 04:19 PM
Oct 2023

I think there would be enough room in it for the entire crime ring....

Shermann

(7,486 posts)
9. An ordinary cell in an ordinary white-collar prison
Sun Oct 8, 2023, 04:29 PM
Oct 2023

...for an ordinary amount of time with an ordinary cellmate and ordinary freedoms and restrictions eating ordinary cafeteria food.

The exotic punishments sort of imply he is extraordinary in some way. He is not.

struggle4progress

(118,379 posts)
24. If he has Secret Service protection, he won't have a cellmate and won't be mixing
Sun Oct 8, 2023, 06:13 PM
Oct 2023

with general population

brewens

(13,662 posts)
10. A special cell in the White House so Joe can go in every once in a while and poke him with
Sun Oct 8, 2023, 04:31 PM
Oct 2023

a stick or whatever.

electric_blue68

(15,025 posts)
20. Baaahahahahaaaaaa.... And Hillary can drop in and wave her emails* at him!
Sun Oct 8, 2023, 05:53 PM
Oct 2023

* inspired by one of my favorite Hillary v drumphf in prison memes 😄👍

captain queeg

(10,290 posts)
17. Where ever it is, don't allow any communication with outside world.
Sun Oct 8, 2023, 05:45 PM
Oct 2023

I think Sherman had a good point, just treat him like an ordinary criminal. That will be rough on his ego. I don’t think he should mix in with the prison population. There might be enough trumpers that would protect him.

pink

(497 posts)
21. He should already be in Guantanamo Bay on remand.
Sun Oct 8, 2023, 05:56 PM
Oct 2023

If anybody else had committed the crimes that he did, they would be held pending trial. If its because he's running for president that he's still on the loose, that should be a precedent for anyone else who wants to commit crimes. If you get caught, just say that you're running for president.

electric_blue68

(15,025 posts)
22. So many good choices! 😄👍 How about a ...
Sun Oct 8, 2023, 05:58 PM
Oct 2023

How about a wooden hut w no electricity, or running water on a small Florida island surrounded by razor wire, and alligator infested waters? No cell phone. No golf clubs.

I did vote Guantanamo. Max prison would be second choice.

BluesRunTheGame

(1,623 posts)
27. In a converted shipping container parked inside the tire bay at an abandoned Wal-Mart...
Sun Oct 8, 2023, 06:28 PM
Oct 2023

The rest of the store could be set up as a walk-thru exhibit detailing his life of crime. When he finally croaks the container could be pumped full of concrete and serve as his final resting place and the rest of the building could become his presidential library.

Maru Kitteh

(28,345 posts)
30. A moon colony for one. We can outfit a bunch of these stuffies with red MAGA hats and they
Sun Oct 8, 2023, 09:35 PM
Oct 2023

can attend his "rallies," cabinet meetings, golf outings, and 1930's style military parades. They can be his FoxNews hosts, his children, his Diet Coke valets and one of them can spank him with a rolled up newspaper.We can have some solar drones follow him around i.e. The Truman Show and beam it back to Earth. Make it available 24/7 to the entire Planet for free so that those so inclined may be entertained, and as a warning to future generations.





Sound good?


 

ExWhoDoesntCare

(4,741 posts)
31. Cuba doesn't deserve having him on their doorstep
Mon Oct 9, 2023, 04:40 AM
Oct 2023

And he doesn't deserve living in what many would consider paradise. It's not my idea of it, but I know most people do think that way about tropical islands.

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