"It's all about me!" schtick.

For the guys, we would tell them, but for the women, we'd ask a female manager tell them.

I won't get into the details, but you could smell them as they walked by and the pong would linger for a while.

Mostly it's a cultural thing. For some, they they were accustomed to shower just once a week. Others would just ply perfume, cologne or sandlewood to mask the whiff.

The problem is, what do you do when it's the head honcho?

Folks get used to their funk. Happened on my submarined whenever the evaporator broke.

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about it at one of his rallies.

That will be something to enjoy remotely for sure!

no matter how much perfumed hair-dye tonic, orange-skin greasepaint and baggy-eye wax covers the creature.

And the look over at Rump and say ... oh my gosh, . Did you just let one rip ??????

'Let 'er rip' is an ill-advised campaign slogan.

Look directly at him and empty a can of Lysol in his direction, like it was bear spray, and a look of utter disgust on his face.

Then put the can down emphatically with a loud, "Dang!"

You'd think all those evangelicans would take note that most alleged demons are said to have a horrible stench about them. You'd think they'd notice something like that.

Oh yeah, but it's a cult.

Satan and his demons smell like sulfur because they're down in hell torturing people around the lake of fire. Maybe Trump's the Antichrist. The Antichrist probably smells worse than anyone else.

I live near a place where there are hot springs... many of those really smell superheros.

...why the Mrs. not only sleeps in a separate bedroom, but on a separate floor!!!

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Priceless!

more than what comes out of his ass, that bothers me. An equally foul stench to be sure...

The smelliest dictator ever.

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Did Woodward really post this? It's almost The Onion like it's so bad.

A Zinger!!💙

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Gone Viral!

That said, between that makeup, hair dye and the output of his terrible diet of McDonald’s and Diet Coke I’m not shocked he is a stinky!

but he's just a fart smeller.

♫ ♪ ♬ Jingle Bells, Donald smells
Best stay out of range
He's in a snit with a hissy fit
'Cause his diaper needs a change.... ♩ ♬ ♪

Good

In Demonology, the odor of human feces is associated with a personal appearance (manifestation) of Satan himself....


'just sayin'







Regardless, his non-existent 'morals' smell even worse than his body....

Anyone know what color Elliot Spitzer’s socks were?

How ‘bout a politician eating a salad with a comb?

Americans feed on stuff like this.

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When I first looked at twitter this morning, I saw that #trumpsmells and #trumpstinks were still trending

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has her bedroom and offices at Mar-Ugh-Ghastly as far away from his as she can.

No wonder it didn't sell.

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At first I thought I wouldn't make fun of Trumps issue because taking care of my Dad I understand how as you get older things like this happen. After having a sleeve gastrectomy myself and having GI issues I'm kind of sympathetic.

At least for most people...

Trump on the other hand is so narcissistic and claiming he's so perfect and has no faults that I feel absolutely no guilt in making fun of Diaper Don. I find it so insane that he's so obsessed with the "Demented Joe Biden" stuff yet TRUMP is the one who is 100 pounds overweight, eats poorly, craps his pants and pretends nothing happened. Joe runs circles around Mango Mussolini. Who is old?

#TrumpStinks

Maybe some billboards with Trumps picture and a can of Lysol would be good. The only text could be "Save Yourself".

I have met President Biden twice in 2019 at two different fundraisers. This will not be an issue for President Biden

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I will not be able to get this concept out of my mind any time I see video of a TFG rally.

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