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Aristus

(66,451 posts) Mon Apr 8, 2024, 03:52 PM Apr 8

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Are we still here?

Did the shit-spewers get raptured?

Man, the rest of our lives without those shitnozzles...

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Are we still here? (Original Post) Aristus Apr 8 OP

I tethered myself to a heavy credenza. Hugin Apr 8 #1

Smart move. Aristus Apr 8 #3

I still have some important fishing to do. Hugin Apr 8 #10

nope. not the end . darn. and i was expecting tfsg to go poof from the cosmic rays . AllaN01Bear Apr 8 #2

Shit. Aristus Apr 8 #5

Almost... jmbar2 Apr 8 #4

You're not properly seasoned. Aristus Apr 8 #6

Gotta be dry aged! nt csziggy Apr 8 #13

I'm well-aged jmbar2 Apr 8 #25

mtg just floated by my livingroom window,... magicarpet Apr 8 #7

She'll be back once St. Peter has spent a moment in her presence. Aristus Apr 8 #15

Oh shoot,... magicarpet Apr 8 #19

On a bicycle, by chance? ok_cpu Apr 8 #21

How did you know ? magicarpet Apr 8 #23

As an atheist angrychair Apr 8 #8

Hey, don't threaten me with a good time. n/t Hela Apr 8 #9

I think we all deserve a good time once the Trump Era ends, don't you? Aristus Apr 8 #17

Other than a few Triffids wondering around, everything seems to be normal. Midnight Writer Apr 8 #11

Yeah, all the MAGA cult members will blame not getting raptured on Biden. bluesbassman Apr 8 #12

Anyone turn into a vaccine zombie? 0rganism Apr 8 #14

If only. onecaliberal Apr 8 #16

Did your covid vaccine turn poisonous? Ocelot II Apr 8 #18

My vaccine chips didn't even get activated. tanyev Apr 8 #20

Just wait til they... Think. Again. Apr 8 #26

Yes, but I'm now an undead zombie. Elessar Zappa Apr 8 #22

You tease... Ohio Joe Apr 8 #24

Hugin

(33,198 posts)

1. I tethered myself to a heavy credenza.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 03:59 PM

Apr 8

The floating seems to be subsiding now.

Aristus

(66,451 posts)

3. Smart move.

Reply to Hugin (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:01 PM

Apr 8

Not even divine power can shift a heavy piece of furniture.

Hugin

(33,198 posts)

10. I still have some important fishing to do.

Reply to Aristus (Reply #3)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:08 PM

Apr 8

Also, eight lanes of nobody.

It's a choice, man.

AllaN01Bear

(18,374 posts)

2. nope. not the end . darn. and i was expecting tfsg to go poof from the cosmic rays .

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:01 PM

Apr 8

Aristus

(66,451 posts)

5. Shit.

Reply to AllaN01Bear (Reply #2)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:03 PM

Apr 8

One would think all those cosmetic products would make him flammable...

jmbar2

(4,906 posts)

4. Almost...

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:02 PM

Apr 8

Got sucked up, then spit back out. No heben for me today.

Aristus

(66,451 posts)

6. You're not properly seasoned.

Reply to jmbar2 (Reply #4)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:03 PM

Apr 8

Yet...

csziggy

(34,137 posts)

13. Gotta be dry aged! nt

Reply to Aristus (Reply #6)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:20 PM

Apr 8

jmbar2

(4,906 posts)

25. I'm well-aged

Reply to csziggy (Reply #13)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 06:49 PM

Apr 8

And they still didn't want me!

magicarpet

(14,167 posts)

7. mtg just floated by my livingroom window,...

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:07 PM

Apr 8

.... headed for St. Peter's Gate.

Is that news helpful ?

Aristus

(66,451 posts)

15. She'll be back once St. Peter has spent a moment in her presence.

Reply to magicarpet (Reply #7)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:31 PM

Apr 8

MTG is our divine punishment for her sins...

magicarpet

(14,167 posts)

19. Oh shoot,...

Reply to Aristus (Reply #15)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 05:00 PM

Apr 8

ok_cpu

(2,055 posts)

21. On a bicycle, by chance?

Reply to magicarpet (Reply #7)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 05:07 PM

Apr 8

magicarpet

(14,167 posts)

23. How did you know ?

Reply to ok_cpu (Reply #21)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 05:40 PM

Apr 8

And she was naked,.. such a sight to behold. She had a big gold cross of Jesus around her neck. There was also a gold ankle bracelet that was engraved "The Donald" with hearts 💕 around the parameter.

angrychair

(8,733 posts)

8. As an atheist

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:07 PM

Apr 8

I would have been so happy to be wrong.
Would be nice to just "poof" all the assholes disappear at once. That would be super convenient. Alas it not to be so apparently.

Hela

(440 posts)

9. Hey, don't threaten me with a good time. n/t

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:07 PM

Apr 8

Aristus

(66,451 posts)

17. I think we all deserve a good time once the Trump Era ends, don't you?

Reply to Hela (Reply #9)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:32 PM

Apr 8

Why not start now?

Midnight Writer

(21,794 posts)

11. Other than a few Triffids wondering around, everything seems to be normal.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:08 PM

Apr 8

bluesbassman

(19,379 posts)

12. Yeah, all the MAGA cult members will blame not getting raptured on Biden.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:10 PM

Apr 8

I love it when a plan comes together!

0rganism

(23,968 posts)

14. Anyone turn into a vaccine zombie?

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:24 PM

Apr 8

If I did, gotta say I'm disappointed with the results.

onecaliberal

(32,888 posts)

16. If only.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:31 PM

Apr 8

Ocelot II

(115,832 posts)

18. Did your covid vaccine turn poisonous?

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 04:56 PM

Apr 8

Of course, if it did you probably wouldn't be here to answer, but mine hasn't killed me yet. Maybe that's because I was stuck under clouds and couldn't see the eclipse at all?

tanyev

(42,606 posts)

20. My vaccine chips didn't even get activated.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 05:01 PM

Apr 8

What kind of cut-rate eclipse was that, anyway?

ETA: Oh lordy, my local news reader just started going on and on about what an emotional experience it was.

Think. Again.

(8,368 posts)

26. Just wait til they...

Reply to tanyev (Reply #20)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 06:54 PM

Apr 8

...have their first orgasm.

Elessar Zappa

(14,043 posts)

22. Yes, but I'm now an undead zombie.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 05:19 PM

Apr 8

Damn that vaccine!

Ohio Joe

(21,761 posts)

24. You tease...

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 05:43 PM

Apr 8

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