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global1

(25,253 posts) Tue Apr 16, 2024, 06:07 PM Apr 16

I Have A Challenge For All DU'ers - Develop A Critical Mass Of MAGA Jokes In The Style Of Redneck Jokes.....

I think there is a potential for publishing them in a book. Selling the book. And donating the money to the Biden Campaign.

Examples:

- Their only condiment on their kitchen table is a giant size bottle of ketchup.

- They consider Kentucky Fried Chicken to be a gourmet food.

Come up with your own to add to the list.

Have Fun!!!

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I Have A Challenge For All DU'ers - Develop A Critical Mass Of MAGA Jokes In The Style Of Redneck Jokes..... (Original Post) global1 Apr 16 OP

I remember when admin prohibited posting from a site that made fun of people who shop at Wal-Mart. WhiskeyGrinder Apr 16 #1

You might be a MAGA if... ret5hd Apr 16 #2

I wonder ForgedCrank Apr 16 #3

Here's your answer edhopper Apr 16 #6

I'm better ForgedCrank Apr 16 #9

Sorry if i hate edhopper Apr 16 #13

No mystery, some people knowingly choose to be worthy of hate. Think. Again. Apr 16 #7

A: "nice tooth" Stardust Mirror Apr 16 #4

If you own an AR and butter your cheese. brewens Apr 16 #5

You might be a magat if you believe billionaires need your donations lindysalsagal Apr 16 #8

If you voted for Trump because he "tells it like it is", Aristus Apr 16 #10

You might be a MAGAt if... Jirel Apr 16 #11

Pass and trash. n/t elocs Apr 16 #12

There are hundreds of thousands of jokes like that ALL over the Interwebs already... Wednesdays Apr 16 #14

WhiskeyGrinder

(22,360 posts)

1. I remember when admin prohibited posting from a site that made fun of people who shop at Wal-Mart.

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2024, 06:09 PM

Apr 16

ret5hd

(20,501 posts)

2. You might be a MAGA if...

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2024, 06:13 PM

Apr 16

the balls on your truck are more neatly shaved than the balls in your pants.

ForgedCrank

(1,782 posts)

3. I wonder

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2024, 06:14 PM

Apr 16

why people hate each other so much these days.
It's a mystery.

edhopper

(33,592 posts)

6. Here's your answer

Reply to ForgedCrank (Reply #3)

Tue Apr 16, 2024, 06:20 PM

Apr 16

ForgedCrank

(1,782 posts)

9. I'm better

Reply to edhopper (Reply #6)

Tue Apr 16, 2024, 06:37 PM

Apr 16

than him or his MAGA followers who behave in such a manner.
I don't make fun of people, and I don't follow or promote caricatures of entire groups of people either.
Hatred has become normalized and it's wrong.

edhopper

(33,592 posts)

13. Sorry if i hate

Reply to ForgedCrank (Reply #9)

Tue Apr 16, 2024, 07:05 PM

Apr 16

people who wish to install a fascist dictator to destroy this country.

Think. Again.

(8,199 posts)

7. No mystery, some people knowingly choose to be worthy of hate.

Reply to ForgedCrank (Reply #3)

Tue Apr 16, 2024, 06:23 PM

Apr 16

So here's my joke...

"You might be a magat if you insist on making good people hate you."

Stardust Mirror

(347 posts)

4. A: "nice tooth"

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2024, 06:19 PM

Apr 16

Q: What is a redneck wedding proposal?

Q: What do you say to a redneck in a three piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise

brewens

(13,598 posts)

5. If you own an AR and butter your cheese.

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2024, 06:20 PM

Apr 16

lindysalsagal

(20,695 posts)

8. You might be a magat if you believe billionaires need your donations

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2024, 06:27 PM

Apr 16

To stay out of jail.

Aristus

(66,409 posts)

10. If you voted for Trump because he "tells it like it is",

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2024, 06:43 PM

Apr 16

but constantly have to say "That's not what he meant!", you might be a MAGAt.

Jirel

(2,018 posts)

11. You might be a MAGAt if...

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2024, 06:47 PM

Apr 16

You’re glad your kid dropped out of 7th grade because you weren’t sure what he was planning to do with his 4 new ARs.

Oh, and to all the sanctimonious folk who are too delicate for this challenge - get over it! Humor and zinging the other side is ALSO a viable technique to make the opposition a laughing stock.

elocs

(22,588 posts)

12. Pass and trash. n/t

Reply to global1 (Original post)

Tue Apr 16, 2024, 07:02 PM

Apr 16

Wednesdays

(17,385 posts)

14. There are hundreds of thousands of jokes like that ALL over the Interwebs already...