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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsA "Wartime Speaker"?
WT-everloving-F?
Sure Mike. You're a "wartime speaker", if you define "war" as "battling asshats, clowns, fucksticks and nimrods" in your own FUCKING party!
I guess since your fucked up party is "at war" with 250 years of American Democracy, it must feel like a "war"...and hopefully a war you will FUCKING lose.
My God! When we had millions of America's treasure storming the beaches of France, 10's of thousands of which that would NEVER come home, factories converted to war production, the entire FUCKING country putting their dreams on hold, and rationing everything from eggs to candy...THAT WAS A FUCKING WAR!!!
What FUCKING "war" are you talking about?
Did some woman evade your fucking checkpoints to obtain reproductive healthcare?
Did some fucking Dumbfuckistan, 'Murika asshole encounter an immigrant washing dishes at the American Legion Fish Fry?
Somebody steal your copy of Mein Kamph, or your Kid Rock CD?
This is beyond disgusting. It's emblematic of a party that has sold it's fucking soul to an orange circus clown with a shaved Golden Retrievers ASS for a face.
Is it a "bigly, beautiful, something no one has ever seen in the history of the universe "WAR", you despicable piece of garbage?
"Dear Mike, go fuck yourself sideways with a First Edition, Hard Cover copy of Atlas Shrugged, you worthless piece of amphibian shit!" - Max
marble falls
(57,890 posts)... anyways, one against MT Greene and little Matty Gaetz?
NoRethugFriends
(2,379 posts)maxrandb
(15,446 posts)Irish_Dem
(48,779 posts)Helping out Putin as much as he can.
Walleye
(31,219 posts)Zambero
(8,985 posts)Bipartisanship as it was once known is essentially unworkable, particularly when the party cannot get past it's own deep division between conservatives and far right extremists who refuse to budge from radical stances on virtually every legislative issue. Hence, they have become incapable of governance. With a threadbare dysfunctional majority in the House, the war that Johnson alludes to is not winnable from within his own party. They need to be sent packing by way of the ballot box. Hopefully enough of the electorate will take notice of the real-time dumpster fire and summarily dismiss the perpetrators who are fueling it.
gab13by13
(21,606 posts)Gore1FL
(21,214 posts)We have not been in a declared war since that time.
lastlib
(23,457 posts)Keep kickin' their asses!
PatSeg
(47,842 posts)Except I wouldn't compare Trump's face to the shaved ass of a Golden Retriever. It certainly doesn't look THAT good.
Tanuki
(14,933 posts)Last time, he styled himself a God-appointed, modern day Moses.
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2023/12/mike-johnson-christian-nationalist-lawmakers-moses.html
maxrandb
(15,446 posts)couldn't have ever imagined this level of insanity.
Oh, and about that shaved Golden Retrievers ass, a story:
I had a Collie/Retriever mix. Beautiful dog with such a gentle soul. Once day, he ate a stick. It got stuck and caused an impacted anal gland. Vet had to shave his ass to lance and drain it. The smell was beyond describing. Anyway, shortly after that, my dog walked by, and his backside looked just like Donnie Dipshits face, complete with the "orange" ski-jump extension.
world wide wally
(21,762 posts)dchill
(38,676 posts)So now "Wartime Speaker" and "Dumb Snake in a Suit" are synonymous?
prodigitalson
(2,501 posts)this point can't be made enough
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