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Meiselas: What Im hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom Im hearing it from actual credible people that as hes kind of falling asleep, hes actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
10:25 AM · Apr 19, 2024
Someone said this was just reported on MSNBC.
Ewwwwwwww!
Kingofalldems
(38,469 posts)His little pals won't like this one.
Blue Owl
(50,490 posts)I bet the stench is hideous
B.See
(1,277 posts)early stage dementia.
Ocelot II
(115,829 posts)The loud pop, the tiny motorboat, the slow squeak, or the silent-but-deadly variety?
Nevilledog
(51,186 posts)riversedge
(70,289 posts)I heard this too. Im not kidding. The courts going to have to issue more than a gag order here.
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Cha
(297,574 posts)Ray Bruns
(4,110 posts)enid602
(8,648 posts)Im afraid youll need to pack Mentholatum in your nostrils.
rubbersole
(6,723 posts)Fizz
Fuzz
Fizzy-fuzz
Poop
Rip
Tear-ass
Rattler
My guess is that smell isn't passed gas. 💩
brewens
(13,618 posts)LOL
hlthe2b
(102,343 posts)had to assist in changing on the Apprentice-- this only has credibility. Boy, those lawyers are going to earn their $$ (assuming they ever collect). I just hope the rest of the court is not subject to the stench.
Nevilledog
(51,186 posts)(Stole that from someone on Twitter....lol)
lame54
(35,317 posts)MadLinguist
(790 posts)machoneman
(4,007 posts)wnylib
(21,586 posts)the stench prejudiced the jury, and it's the court's fault for making him sit through the trial?
SWBTATTReg
(22,156 posts)Gross.
getagrip_already
(14,825 posts)Irish_Dem
(47,326 posts)I wonder if the reports of Trump being encopretic (fecal incontinence) are true.
He sits with full diapers in the court room.
Farmer-Rick
(10,202 posts)It's more than just passing gas....which actually can be kind of funny at times. It's him going in his adult diapers. That's a really bad smell that can fill a room quickly.
Who is sitting behind him I wonder? That's the person who will be struggling the worse with the stench.
Irish_Dem
(47,326 posts)And those behind him.
Tree Lady
(11,484 posts)full off stinky poo oh man!
Chakaconcarne
(2,460 posts)Geechie
(865 posts)Aviation Pro
(12,184 posts).....
AllyCat
(16,216 posts)He KNEW he couldn't sit there all day and remain in control of his bowels.
You know, I think Freud had a theory about all of this. Maybe his incontinence is much like toddler-dom for him.
I recognize there are millions struggling with incontinence issues and I cannot imagine how this must be for them.
In his case, I hope he has no one to help him change and he can just do it himself. On a break.
PlutosHeart
(1,286 posts)to sit in his own feces. Can you imagine it getting worse also?
AllyCat
(16,216 posts)appleannie1
(5,068 posts)He has maliciously ruined a lot of lives by pulling crap on people so now Mother Nature is making him sit in his own crap.
Sky Jewels
(7,133 posts)Thus the diapers.
Traurigkeit
(243 posts)Dave Bowman
(1,874 posts)Isn't it already the case?
Traurigkeit
(243 posts).. aome people just need video proof.
Dave Bowman
(1,874 posts)But yeah, I hope that he'll spend the rest of his life in the worst prison in the U. S. and that we'll never hear about him again.
That sure will make him even crazier.
0rganism
(23,967 posts)This is what, day 4? After a couple weeks that room will need some deep cleaning
0rganism
(23,967 posts)TSF shouldn't be the only one benefitting from his court appearances IMHO
RAB910
(3,509 posts)COL Mustard
(5,919 posts)🔥
Aristus
(66,446 posts)in order to burn off the gas and reduce the smell.
COL Mustard
(5,919 posts)Collateral damage. Gotta keep the judge and jurors in mind!
Good one!
calimary
(81,441 posts)Something smells rotten in the state of donald.
3catwoman3
(24,032 posts)Mme. Defarge
(8,040 posts)C_U_L8R
(45,019 posts)All that festering awfulness ... just yuck.
Nevilledog
(51,186 posts)spooky3
(34,468 posts)FoxNewsSucks
(10,434 posts)Conjuay
(1,396 posts)Congratulations. You have just received the Pulitzer Prize in Quips.
BRAVO!
MyOwnPeace
(16,937 posts)Now THATS funny!!!!
littlemissmartypants
(22,747 posts)Attilatheblond
(2,197 posts)Dem2theMax
(9,653 posts)Darn it, Nevilledog! I'm in a doctor's waiting room, trying SO hard to not laugh myself silly. Doubled over in laughter.
Good thing I'm seeing a dermatologist. If I was seeing a shrink, they would probably call the men in the white coats!
Nevilledog
(51,186 posts)Dem2theMax
(9,653 posts)wnylib
(21,586 posts)Grins
(7,227 posts)FoxNewsSucks
(10,434 posts)Towlie
(5,327 posts)... or possibly it'll be jail time for violating a gag order.
tavernier
(12,396 posts)Traildogbob
(8,791 posts)Some people say, they come up to me with tears in their eyes from the stench
The Judge has a mandate and its fully approved and supported by all lawyers and courtroom staff.
Trump must each day, be lathered in the all body deodorant Mando. I am sure youve all seen the commercials by the lady inventor. It must be liberally applied to his under boobs, all under that belly bag full of cheese berders, his V folds, the ass crack, the 🍄 mushroom patch, and especially the Meat Curtains under his chin. (MEAT Curtains a title contributed by Chris on Stephanie Miller show, look it up)
And we know his tiny hands can not adequately apply the needed amount and he can not reach those most vulnerable areas to stink.
So, I believe Lindsay Graham and Uncle Tim Scott do the applications, maybe even the White House doctor, Doc Ronnie the pill dispensary, that just loves his magnificent body.
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bluestarone
(17,025 posts)Reasons!!! (not the very top, but one of the top)
Poiuyt
(18,130 posts)Traildogbob
(8,791 posts)All voluntary. 100 percent compliance.
AllaN01Bear
(18,359 posts)orleans
(34,073 posts)"hey! wake the fuck up and stop grossing us out with your shit smells!"
(just do it!)
BeyondGeography
(39,377 posts)Link to tweet
?s=46&t=UDtLaS-w7g67AF4Q2Xb1mg
FoxNewsSucks
(10,434 posts)this is his way of gagging everyone else without even having to issue an order
magicarpet
(14,164 posts).... that President Pantload must wear a butt plug whenever he enters the courtroom.
Better yet .. two butt plugs.
One for his ass and the other for his mouth. That way trDUMP's diarrhea of the mouth and diarrhea from his posterior end do not disrupt the court proceedings.
FoxNewsSucks
(10,434 posts)UTUSN
(70,725 posts)Beetwasher.
(2,981 posts)Grins
(7,227 posts)Doodley
(9,119 posts)MorbidButterflyTat
(1,847 posts)Doodley
(9,119 posts)am that person! I mispoke. I have been watching his monologues every day. Hilarious!
MorbidButterflyTat
(1,847 posts)That's what discussion boards are for!
Btw...thanks for the reminder, gotta check his show out tonight for sure.
Wednesdays
(17,402 posts)Although sometimes Stephen Colbert takes Friday nights off.
malaise
(269,157 posts)😂😂😂😂😂
enid602
(8,648 posts)Stop the Stench! Stop the Stench! Stops the Stench!!!!
Nice. 😂
Warpy
(111,332 posts)Egg salad and beer is a particularly lethal combination. So are potatoes and legumes. Yes, I might have sabotaged the alcoholic ex's digestive system when he was going out to get drunk with one of his girlfriends. I never pretended to be a saint.
Plus, I made kickass egg salad.
leftieNanner
(15,144 posts)What's the secret?
Warpy
(111,332 posts)and homemade half sour pickles, pinch cayenne. I'd love to say I made the mayo, but I never had the time. No recipe, I cook by guess and by gosh.
leftieNanner
(15,144 posts)I cook the same way. Finally started writing things down as I did them in case it came out extra delicious.
Thanks.
orangecrush
(19,611 posts)Probably not a fart if it reeked that bad.
MorbidButterflyTat
(1,847 posts)orangecrush
(19,611 posts)Earthrise
(15,535 posts)Exercises, medication, or an odor-controlling ostomy bag can cure and/or manage bowel incontinence.
Imagine being so fragile that you refuse to admit your shit stinks and do something about it to maintain your dignity. Imagine the vast, icy distance between you and everyone else who knows this is a problem but won't say anything to you.
flakey_foont
(3,339 posts)niyad
(113,533 posts)Maraya1969
(22,495 posts)niyad
(113,533 posts)simply tasteless and tacky. Now it turns out this person is a seer!!!
MorbidButterflyTat
(1,847 posts)As if he's not sickening enough.
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,407 posts)enid602
(8,648 posts)The new bubble boy.
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,407 posts)You reminded me:
elleng
(131,077 posts)Omnipresent
(5,721 posts)pwb
(11,287 posts)Everybody wear one on their nose around him.
nocoincidences
(2,228 posts)Reply to babylonsister (Original post)
Tue Apr 16, 2024, 11:12 AM
I'm hoping to hear
a very loud and, of course, aromatic, sleep fart blare out and wake him the fuck up to everyone laughing at him.
I think it's bound to happen...eventually. Six weeks is a long time for a fat flaccid man in a diaper to keep his shit together.
rurallib
(62,444 posts)design an odor killing area around old Stinky - I mean Donny?
hlthe2b
(102,343 posts)She, is, after all, the "Queen of 'buttcracks'...
Can you tell I detest her, her unprofessional ads, and... ? Yup. Guilty as charged.
TexasBushwhacker
(20,211 posts)then proceeds to tell us ALL the places we have to worry about. You know what? I kind of expect my butt crack to smell like a butt crack, and I wasn't especially concerned about it before. It took her a year to come out with similar products for men, because of course, men NEVER have gross smells "down under". Ugh!!!
Talitha
(6,611 posts)Especially the very first commercial when she's smearing the stuff on that huge armpit she's shoving into the camera. Ewwww.....
captain queeg
(10,238 posts)Not sure if they have a depends version but he could always double up.
coprolite
(182 posts)Submariner
(12,507 posts)with some original recipe KFC nugget methane.
Eddie18
(44 posts)This explains why his posts end in colons. Maybe one of the jurors is a proctologist
Prairie Gates
(1,049 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,747 posts)Some not out loud or with the regular frequency of others and definitely excluding pumps at a station.
As age progresses none are exempt.
Prepare thyself.
Joinfortmill
(14,449 posts)mucifer
(23,561 posts)soldierant
(6,914 posts)Thay are addressing their message to his followers. So why not a chilish take?
keithbvadu2
(36,887 posts)walkingman
(7,655 posts)his comment about having to flush the toilet 10 times. Has anyone ever had to flush the toliet 10 times ever? Just goes to show you he is full of shite.
LuvLoogie
(7,022 posts)Melania wouldn't let Smelvis ride with her in the Limo at her Mom's funeral.
Deep State Witch
(10,450 posts)You can't make this up!
PlutosHeart
(1,286 posts)duforsure
(11,885 posts)He is the kind of spoiled brat type that pulls stunts like this to make others suffer . His excuses for this are going to be classics.
wnylib
(21,586 posts)there has to be gas present in the intestines in order to fart. Same with feces. I don't think the human body can conjure up these things at will.
JoseBalow
(2,429 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,458 posts)Le Pétomane and His Fantastic Farts at the Moulin Rouge
Bummer, this footage was in the silent film era
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane
wnylib
(21,586 posts)than usual in most people, or that he used foods intentionally to produce effects.
When I was a child, my older brother, who was the prankster in the family, used to create fake farts using his armpit.
Brother Buzz
(36,458 posts)Think burping on command, only upside down.
wnylib
(21,586 posts)Isn't it more likely that he is not emitting odorous gas at will, especially considering what has been reported about his incontinence?
Regarding Pujol, there had to be gas in the intestines in the first place to exercise control over release of it.
Brother Buzz
(36,458 posts)Regarding Pujol, again, think controlled burping from his butt; he drew in air and expelled it out on command.
wnylib
(21,586 posts)he did not control the intake of air into his intestinal tract. It was something that just happened, accidentally the first time.
It was apparently due to something different in his anatomy from most people which caused his sphincter muscle to open. He simply took advantage of this anomaly to learn to control the release of air (not of intestinal gas) that seeped through the sphincter.
My original post was in reference to a post that suggested that Trump is intentionally passing gas during his trial. Unless he has the same sphincter anomaly that Pujol had, Trump is not doing it at will.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane#
Brother Buzz
(36,458 posts)It's kinda sad the asshole spent the entire night, posting on that truth social thingy every minute, while feeding his piehole with his idea of comfort food, flatulent junk food; it was an unfortunate accident waiting to happen.
Disaffected
(4,568 posts)9. ARSE FULL OF FARTS...
You had an arse full of farts ......................... big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.
December 8, 1909
Prairie Gates
(1,049 posts)Disaffected
(4,568 posts)was quite the girl!
Deep State Witch
(10,450 posts)Oh, hi, Speaker Johnson!
onecaliberal
(32,888 posts)10 Turtle Day
(74 posts)I regularly visit a friend who now resides in a facility. Sometimes the smell wafting out of patient rooms as I walk down the hall is enough to gag me. The people that work there dont get paid enough.
onecaliberal
(32,888 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,170 posts)misanthrope
(7,422 posts)Anyone who has heard his speeches for the last decade, the grade-school level nicknames, the bullying and low-brow language skills knows how low his aim is. They also know that it is sadly effective with the smooth-brained constituency drawn to the message.
People who operate on that level and those drawn to authoritarianism are customarily affected by any show of weakness in the leaders they gravitate toward. They want virility. They want cruelty. They want "a tough guy."
Well, a guy who nods off in court, whose flatulence is disruptive and who possibly soils himself isn't a "strong man." It might not show right now, but if his physical detriments continue to crop up, it will eat away at his base of low IQ voters.
demosincebirth
(12,542 posts)pandr32
(11,605 posts)Sky Jewels
(7,133 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,193 posts)It's like the Bat-Signal, but much more bigly powerful and can also be used to strip paint.
(Yes, beneath the classy and sophisticated exterior I present to the world, lies the heart of a Bart Simpson.)
keithbvadu2
(36,887 posts)Cha
(297,574 posts)his Putrid Gas.. Ewwwww!
maxsolomon
(33,384 posts)He's fucking lucky there are no cameras in the courtroom.
PortTack
(32,790 posts)dchill
(38,521 posts)Demovictory9
(32,472 posts)Kali
(55,019 posts)they are keeping the courtroom so cold.
The Unmitigated Gall
(3,828 posts)Appeal that the jury was prejudiced because of his unfortunate medical condition?
50 Shades Of Blue
(10,036 posts)MorbidButterflyTat
(1,847 posts)Some really gifted comics here.
llmart
(15,552 posts)We have some amazingly funny people on DU.
MorbidButterflyTat
(1,847 posts)I am currently assless!
chouchou
(642 posts)AuntyGravity
(200 posts)Space Ghost or Buddy Guy?
or
chowmama
(413 posts)Farts dissipate. Poop doesn't.
IOW, if the fart doesn't flit, it must be sh*t.
SomedayKindaLove
(529 posts)But the guy who ran things off stage on The Apprentice has said Trump is a rage shitter. Claims there is a Trump press conference during his Presidency where after a couple of questions his handlers behind Trump suddenly ended the conference and cleared the room. They caught the first wave and and cleared Trump and the press from before the smell filled the room.
chowmama
(413 posts)based on "if the glove doesn't fit" etc. DH says my humor can be obscure. I should probably have said "A technical point of odor"
However, everybody in the room knows whether it's a fart or a dump. His history of public defecation has been commented on by more than one witness. I think the term 'fart' is being used to avoid having to discuss it.
Wicked Blue
(5,850 posts)... blazing a trail through the courthouse
Turbineguy
(37,364 posts)Like the clever utterances of a stable genius.
honest.abe
(8,684 posts)BigOleDummy
(2,272 posts).... from his flapping ass cheeks.
lapfog_1
(29,219 posts)that when a demon from hell, or the devil himself, show up in this plane of existence... they always bring a smell so the righteous can recognize them.
Sooooo... why haven't they figured out the Donny Fartsalot is the great deceiver!!!
brewens
(13,618 posts)have to put up with that. Build an isolation tent, fart bubble if you will, for him and make him sit in there ! LO
Patton French
(766 posts)totodeinhere
(13,058 posts)Monsieur_Grumpe
(110 posts)ProudMNDemocrat
(16,786 posts)about Farts.
"Two people are in an elevator and one of you farted. Everybody knows!"
He also talked about SBD's.
Marthe48
(17,015 posts)A guy is in the an elevator. Another guy gets on, pushes the button for the top floor. As the elevator rises, the first guy starts smelling a horrible odor. As the elevator rises, the smell gets worse, and the guy finally says, "Did you shit yourself?" The other guy says, "Yeah." The first guy says, "Well, why don't you get off and clean yourself up?" The other guy says, "Cuz I ain't done yet."
Blue Owl
(50,490 posts)cstanleytech
(26,318 posts)area51
(11,919 posts)in plastic to protect it.
Evolve Dammit
(16,760 posts)dalton99a
(81,569 posts)meow2u3
(24,771 posts)Witnesses shouldn't have to be forced to smell Trump's shit in addition to testifying.
Botany
(70,567 posts)The man has to be suffering. Fine by me.
ewcordon
(24 posts)no_hypocrisy
(46,163 posts)Crowman2009
(2,499 posts)Probably 5-10 at a time. We'll see how devoted they are.
C Moon
(12,221 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
(145,496 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,170 posts)no_hypocrisy
(46,163 posts)Kingofalldems
(38,469 posts)Doodley
(9,119 posts)splat
(2,294 posts)My brother is taking Trulicity and he said he's always passing gas these days. Trump is sensitive about the "fat ass" pix, so he may be on the injectables too.
Bucky
(54,042 posts)(... waaaait for it...)
... just a smear campaign.