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All rise for the judge😀 (Original Post) malaise Apr 22 OP
I sincerely hope his time in the barrel wears him down to nub the size of a mishapen mushroom. marble falls Apr 22 #1
Hahahha malaise Apr 22 #7
That's also what Stormy compared him to. Otterdaemmerung Apr 22 #28
Need a story to research the run on air fresheners in the blocks around the court house bucolic_frolic Apr 22 #2
Maybe the court could have a bidet installed at the defendent's⁹ table,.. magicarpet Apr 22 #3
lol bucolic_frolic Apr 22 #4
.... a little privacy while trDUMPie is hosing down the feces and diarrhea off his private parts,.. magicarpet Apr 22 #12
Yeah, nobody needs to see that! ShazzieB Apr 22 #32
That's a hell of an image to put into my head just before lunch! DemocraticPatriot Apr 22 #38
It is impossible to eat lunch while reading reports from the trial. Irish_Dem Apr 22 #51
LOL malaise Apr 22 #9
No telling what is in store. Trump being forced to sit there with everyone watching may take the real toll. brewens Apr 22 #5
Ditto my friend😂 malaise Apr 22 #6
His days are very planned Johnny2X2X Apr 22 #11
I hope he's carried out in restraints. CrispyQ Apr 22 #30
He's spent his entire life never having to show any discipline Johnny2X2X Apr 22 #34
This is why I lean toward the "tranquilized" theory GopherGal Apr 22 #41
Interesting take malaise Apr 22 #52
... Xavier Breath Apr 22 #8
Nicely played malaise Apr 22 #10
Perfect for today! Wild blueberry Apr 22 #14
K&R spanone Apr 22 #13
You'd think a guy with the problem EndlessWire Apr 22 #15
I think it IS his diet, PatSeg Apr 22 #17
Wait...I thought he was "in the best shape of any president.. louis-t Apr 22 #21
Well, all those other presidents PatSeg Apr 22 #27
He is stark raving mad malaise Apr 22 #44
Odor in the court! Odor in the court! n/t Harker Apr 22 #16
Good one! Greybnk48 Apr 22 #26
DUzy malaise Apr 22 #31
If the Judge came to Court in high black boots cracking a whip... malthaussen Apr 22 #18
I would pay to see that malaise Apr 22 #37
I'm happy that he dislikes the coverage so far Warpy Apr 22 #19
Is popcorn allowed in the courtroom? surfered Apr 22 #20
For this thread orangecrush Apr 22 #22
Nice malaise Apr 22 #36
J. Geils orangecrush Apr 22 #39
First time I'm hearing this malaise Apr 22 #42
First time I'm hearing this malaise Apr 22 #43
Most welcome orangecrush Apr 22 #50
In order to be humiliated one must have a sense of shame. Marcuse Apr 22 #23
Trump can't seem to get it up. CaptainTruth Apr 22 #24
He has violated gag orders and posted shit online IronLionZion Apr 22 #25
Spot on 3auld6phart Apr 22 #29
Hi there 😀 malaise Apr 22 #35
Sick Fuck! Will you please set your ample and pimply ass right on down? Kid Berwyn Apr 22 #33
This orangecrush Apr 22 #40
Bwaaaaaaah. 😀😀 malaise Apr 22 #46
Wow! Wow! Wow! 400 years plus 100 years for talking. Kid Berwyn Apr 22 #47
Love datone malaise Apr 22 #48
Surprising they don't pull a Cheney, and wheel his ass in in a wheel chair... Wounded Bear Apr 22 #45
That would be bad for the end of the day media circus events malaise Apr 22 #49

bucolic_frolic

(43,503 posts)
2. Need a story to research the run on air fresheners in the blocks around the court house
Mon Apr 22, 2024, 09:50 AM
Apr 22

Glade, Lysol, the works.

magicarpet

(14,221 posts)
3. Maybe the court could have a bidet installed at the defendent's⁹ table,..
Mon Apr 22, 2024, 09:59 AM
Apr 22

... so The Donald could freshen up after he shits himself through out the day during his court hearings and trial.

magicarpet

(14,221 posts)
12. .... a little privacy while trDUMPie is hosing down the feces and diarrhea off his private parts,..
Mon Apr 22, 2024, 10:33 AM
Apr 22

.... certainly is not asking too much.

Geez,... video cameras rolling while trDUMP attends to his most intimate personal hygienic chores is a bit much. Besides the courtroom artist is there should a visual record be required.

brewens

(13,666 posts)
5. No telling what is in store. Trump being forced to sit there with everyone watching may take the real toll.
Mon Apr 22, 2024, 10:05 AM
Apr 22

What do the people around him see during a typical day? With his health and mental issues, he may really be suffering.

Just sitting there on a loaded diaper might be torture. All day in court is a lot different than a couple hours at a rally and he hasn't looked good (for him) at those lately.

I'm hoping he has some sort of episode so bad we forget all about the sleeping and shitting his pants.

Johnny2X2X

(19,284 posts)
11. His days are very planned
Mon Apr 22, 2024, 10:14 AM
Apr 22

Outisde of his rallies, sitting in court for several hours is the most energy he spends. I am 30 years younger and in shape, when I have day long work meetings, they are tiring and tedious. And he is legitimately soiling himself every day, if he doesn't get time to change his diapers, he's going to be even more miserable and will get an infection.

I've been saying this for a while, he will have some sort of health event that will make this trial be delayed, or he'll be carried out.

Johnny2X2X

(19,284 posts)
34. He's spent his entire life never having to show any discipline
Mon Apr 22, 2024, 12:08 PM
Apr 22

Even in grade school when he slugged one ofhis teachers, so high school where he was the big man on campus, to college where he paid other kids to go to class for him. He's never had to sit and obey someone else. All of his other cases were civil where he could just show up for a half hour here and there.

This is a pampered man who brags about never working a single day in his life. He's never had to do this, never had to sit still for this long. He can't take it mentally, if he's there everyday for 6 weeks he is going to crack. Wait for it. He's going to either have a medical emergency or he's going to fake one to get out of having to sit still for so long.

GopherGal

(2,010 posts)
41. This is why I lean toward the "tranquilized" theory
Mon Apr 22, 2024, 01:33 PM
Apr 22

They've probably got him doped into docility to minimize the risk of him engaging in disruptive behavior in court that might lead to a contempt charge. He can't take it* mentally, so they get him zoned out. It's early, so they may still be tweaking dosage to find that line between mildly dissociated and falling asleep.

*I don't know where the issue falls between "can't sit still" and "can't stand to not be the one in charge ordering everyone around", probably some of both.

EndlessWire

(6,574 posts)
15. You'd think a guy with the problem
Mon Apr 22, 2024, 10:48 AM
Apr 22

of fecal incontinence, if that's what it is, would be on some kind of diet that doesn't include carbonated beverages and cheeseburgers.

PatSeg

(47,766 posts)
17. I think it IS his diet,
Mon Apr 22, 2024, 11:04 AM
Apr 22

plus possibly the Adderall, that causes his alleged "fecal incontinence", but he chooses not to change his diet or lifestyle. I'm sure doctors have advised him he needs a better diet and more exercise, but it is unlikely he'll follow their advice. It appears that his "condition" is of his own making.

malaise

(269,305 posts)
44. He is stark raving mad
Mon Apr 22, 2024, 03:12 PM
Apr 22

No rules apply to him.
People should be glad to be in his presence and tolerate his stench.

malthaussen

(17,239 posts)
18. If the Judge came to Court in high black boots cracking a whip...
Mon Apr 22, 2024, 11:05 AM
Apr 22

... then DJT would be on his knees slobbering all over the guy. He's a classic sub, in my mind: pretends to be tough, but what he really wants is to be spanked (or, you know, Golden Showers...). That's what's wrong with the memes showing Vlad leading Don on a leash: in reality, he requires no leash or restraints of any kind.

-- Mal

Warpy

(111,460 posts)
19. I'm happy that he dislikes the coverage so far
Mon Apr 22, 2024, 11:09 AM
Apr 22

of his sleeping and farting through the process. aw, poor baby. Wait until the trial itself gets going tomorrow, I understand Pecker is one of the first to testify.

It's going to be interesting to see if any of his nearest and dearest bother to turn up to support him plus how soun his outbursts at unflattering testimony get him bounced from the courtroom.

Kid Berwyn

(15,067 posts)
33. Sick Fuck! Will you please set your ample and pimply ass right on down?
Mon Apr 22, 2024, 12:07 PM
Apr 22

More, were it my courtroom:

Shut up Sick Fuck and sit your fucking lard-ladened ass right down on that fucking chair and if you get your miserable fucking ass up again before I say you can you will spend the fucking next 30 days in jail on Rikers Island, just across the East River and Flushing Bay from your hometown, Queens.

Kid Berwyn

(15,067 posts)
47. Wow! Wow! Wow! 400 years plus 100 years for talking.
Mon Apr 22, 2024, 04:03 PM
Apr 22

We’re looking at the Justice which can redeem lives like Santorum foamer and pee-resident Rudeboy Dippy Don the Mango Moron.



Big up, yuself!
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