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Bundbuster

(3,201 posts)
Tue Apr 23, 2024, 02:20 PM Apr 23

On trial, Trump is a shadow of the superhero his supporters crave

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/apr/23/trump-trial-superhero-shadow

Donald Trump is already in jail. He is pressed into confinement every weekday, except Wednesdays, beginning bright and early, no excuses, at 9.30 in the morning, in the dreary courtroom in Manhattan, where his impulse to mouth off wearies and worries his lawyers, and he must listen, for the first time since his father slapped him down, to an authority telling him to gag himself. He had more leeway when Fred Trump shipped the problem child to the New York military academy where Donald bullied his classmates.

Day after day, Trump slumps in his chair, his eyes narrowing and closing, his facial features sagging, until he suddenly jerks to life, once muttering a seemingly veiled threat to a potential juror that earned him a rebuke from Judge Juan Merchan that if he persisted he would be in contempt for witness intimidation. Without self-discipline, Trump invites being disciplined. Lacking control, he fails to control himself. Time and again, he falls asleep, “appeared to nod off a few times, his mouth going slack and his head drooping onto his chest”, Maggie Haberman reported in the New York Times.

...But the action hero can’t move without permission. “Sir, would you please have a seat,” the judge ordered when he stood up to walk out before adjournment. Superman can’t fly. He may dream of racing like Batman through Gotham, but he is facing the judge on the high bench issue a ruling about his contempt for violating the gag order.

He has lost more than his ability to articulate; he is becoming disarticulated as a figure. “It is a shame,” he whined. “I am sitting here for days now, from morning until night in that freezing room. Everybody was freezing in there! And all for this. This is your result. It is very unfair.” Under the weight of the trial, he is decaying, “haggard and rumpled, his gait off-center, his eyes blank”, according to the Times.
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Bundbuster

(3,201 posts)
3. It just warms the cockles of my heart
Tue Apr 23, 2024, 02:36 PM
Apr 23

I've been waiting to see the bully thug disintegrate for 40 years, especially on a maximum exposure stage.

I also revel in hopefully seeing his adoring Magat hordes eat endless crow and maybe do a bit of self-examination. That's probably asking for the impossible, but a guy can hope.

Bundbuster

(3,201 posts)
5. He's too much of a coward to even push and shove
Tue Apr 23, 2024, 03:06 PM
Apr 23

but I'd sure love to see it. You know that the chickenshit wants to.

The only "fighting" he's ever done was on criminal pal Vince McMahon's WWE Wrestling.



et tu

(911 posts)
15. smelvis in his off hours and when he
Tue Apr 23, 2024, 05:27 PM
Apr 23

becomes bullshit boy he wears a big soiled depends,
oh wait, i guess that's all the time lol~

Kid Berwyn

(14,971 posts)
16. Smellvis is the world's worst human impersonator by day...
Tue Apr 23, 2024, 05:40 PM
Apr 23

...By night, his superpower taps his soiled Depends to overcome others through odor and demented and deranged oratory to become Bullshit Boy, America's Traitor™.



I can see 3 seasons of 8 episodes right off the bat, et tu. We can get financing for the whole thing up front from North Korea.

et tu

(911 posts)
18. and kid berwyn for the win!
Tue Apr 23, 2024, 05:49 PM
Apr 23

i wonder if stormy could make a cameo appearance?
and new yorkers might finance bc i can speak english [ but not n korean ] lol

Lonestarblue

(10,085 posts)
8. I wish there were cameras in the courtroom to capture him slumping and falling asleep.
Tue Apr 23, 2024, 03:36 PM
Apr 23

His cult might finally see that he is an unhealthy old man who doesn’t have magical powers to hurt all the people they hate.

NonPC

(308 posts)
9. The Almighty OZ
Tue Apr 23, 2024, 03:58 PM
Apr 23

Until he wasn't. Kind of surprised that the press STILL outnumbers his idiot followers as he blathers out front after court.

Warpy

(111,358 posts)
10. Yes, they exptected him to pull his usual tricks to dominate the courtroom
Tue Apr 23, 2024, 04:00 PM
Apr 23

and keep all the attention on himself. I think he's just barely able to keep that under control right now, he knows damned full well the judge is done with his antics and is looking for a reason to lock him up for the duration.

So his fan club is seeing a slumped, somnolent, defeated old fat guy. It's not playing well in Podunk.

Sparkman3

(2 posts)
14. Biden should announce that he will pardon Trump.
Tue Apr 23, 2024, 05:26 PM
Apr 23

If convicted in the current Trump trial, Biden could earn the respect of millions by issuing a presidential pardon. Emphasizes the contrast between the two. One is a suspected, an Un convicted, felon and the other a dedicated, inclusive democracy advocate.

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