Mr. Pecker please stand and be sworn in!😁

and I find myself speculating about the origins of the family name "Pecker"

In old, old England, people who supplied dry good took bushels of dry goods & parceled them into pecks for sale of smaller quantities.
A peck is about 8 quarts, so milled grains (flour), or barley, or while wheat would be available in quantities smaller than a bushwl.
The root would be similar to your examples of Cooper or Miller. Occupational.

I like learning. And now the infinite amount of stuff I don't know has been reduced by one peck.

btw what is infinity minus 1?

The correct answer is "yes".
Mathematicians will tell you that the answer is infinity.
Others will say you can't subtract from infinity because infinity is not a number, but a concept.
I like "yes" better.

Its logo is a rooster with a long beak.

The story of my adolescence.

Or had you forgotten those days?

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who received the taunts.

When the person with the name is a genuinely good person, we may feel a bit of empathy. "Oh man, that guy is cool, but what an unfortunate name"

When the guy is a total DICK and his last name is Pecker? Where else can you go?

About Pecker and a porn star.

And call him David Penis? Doesn't seem right, somehow.

"No offense."

It will never be an easy job.