Puppy Breaks Into Kristi Noem's Official Residence and Craps on Rug
PIERRE, SOUTH DAKOTA (The Borowitz Report)—In an incident under investigation by state police, a puppy of indeterminate breed obtained access to Gov. Kristi Noem’s official residence Sunday night and excreted on the entryway carpet.
A police spokesman said that the act of canine vandalism is believed to be “political in nature.”
At a hastily called press conference, a visibly rattled Noem called the puppy’s actions “a result of Joe Biden’s failed policies at the border.”
“Bad puppies are swarming into our country, breaking into our homes, and committing unspeakable crimes,” she said.
But, in a worrisome development for Noem, a new poll shows South Dakota’s voters favoring the puppy over her by a two-to-one margin.
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"A puppy pooped on my rug."
Huh...seems pretty speakable to me!
May it have steep walls that take at least a few hours before anyone comes to free her.
BTW, perhaps someone should excavate that gravel pit for any human remains. She does seem to be following in the path of serial killers, after all.
