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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) In a twist that surprised even the most hardened trial watchers, Donald J. Trumps hush money trial came to a sudden conclusion on Wednesday after the defendant issued a full confession while soundly asleep.
Trump, who had been snoring vigorously all morning, began mumbling shortly after 10 a.m. despite Judge Juan M. Merchans admonishment that he quiet down.
His eyes still closed, the indicted businessman blurted, I had sexual relationships with Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal, then orchestrated an elaborate hush money conspiracy to corrupt the 2016 election.
The courtroom was dumbfounded to hear Trump issue not only a complete confession but also a complete sentence, witnesses said.
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LetMyPeopleVote
(146,137 posts)I am glad that the Borowitz Report is back
Brother Buzz
(36,521 posts)The courtroom was dumbfounded to hear Trump issue not only a complete confession but also a complete sentence, witnesses said.
lindysalsagal
(20,816 posts)They're playing his video and they can't even cross him to try to undo the damage. Dumbass.